Madden Rap

By Mega64

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[Verse 1]

What's the deal with sports games today?

I can't find a good sports game to play

If you think football games are crap

Then listen up to the Madden Rap!

Get ready for Madden 2009

This ones's gonna stand the test of time

Let me tell you about some things that are new

In this here game we're bringing to you

You can make a pass, run real fast

If you see a dude, tackle his ass!

You can call timeout, you can go for two

You can go for one, it's up to you!

Never before has this been done

That's why this game's so fresh and fun!


[Hook]

The Madden Rap

The Madden Rap

The Madden Rap


[Verse 2]

The spot on the cover is for the players

Who get an injury just a few days later

Shaun Alexander, Ray Lewis, Michael Vick

All were on the cover and got fucked up real quick

People on the covers say they don't believe in curses

But I'll be laughing my ass off when they're driving in hearses

There's no Madden Curse, that's what you're thinking

But little did you know, that's what killed Abe Lincoln

My favorite game's Madden '92...


[Hook]


[Verse 3]

FOOTBALL BREAKDOWN!

Stadium

Cheerleaders

Hot dog

Chalk

Punt

Pigskin

Astroturf

Super bowl

Sports

Safety

Haagen Dazs ice cream

Haagen Dazs ice cream

Laces

Rings

Referee

Death

Janet Jackson's tit

Madden '08 was a whole nother game

Madden '07 was pretty lame

Madden '06 was just alright

Madden '05, that shit was tight

Every single year I'll always love EA

As long as they give me a new Madden game to play


[Hook]