[Verse 1]

I'm an Average Cowboy

On the street

I ride a horse with shoes

I don't use my feet

We go to the bar

And we drink booze

And if you wanna play cards

You're gonna lose

Abraham Lincoln

Just got shot

So watch out mom

'Cause we got a lot

Of trouble now

'Cause it's the west

And if you wanna mess with me

You're messing with the best

We'll go and have a...

We'll go and have a duel

In the middle of the street

And I'll shoot you

You're so dead meat

It's so fun

To shoot the guys

Who look at you

With the cocky eyes

We'll go and have a...

[Chorus]

Average Cowboy

Average Cowboy

[Verse 2]

History lesson

It's the steam age

Highjackin' trains

Is all the rage

Cowboys are where it's at

They'll **** you up

Takin' bullets in the head

But I'm not dead