Ran
Ayo I’ve seen what you do, I respect it and all
I been watching Wrestling since before I could even crawl
So I think the next logical step to progress is to hop inside the ring
Give my knowledge a test, yes...
Luckily I’ve got a friend named Creed
He’s agreed to show me everything Im gonna need
So excuse me I’ma do a couple stretches
And then we can get started with these lessons
(CREED)
Wait, Ran, what are you doing? Is this why I’m here?
And why are you in a singlet (this is my wrestling gear)
I thought I was coming over to play monster hunter
(Yeah I tried to tell you plans changed, think I Lost your number)
(Yo remember that time We did the battle in the ring) yeah
(And everybody loved it and said we did our thing?)
Yeah, but that was like 2 years ago (yeah I know, but I think I wanna give this a go)
Bro no
There so many things you need to aware of
The fans, co-workers, yourself to take care of!
The respect, ability to connect
And Not mention you could break your freaking neck
( Like Kurt angle did?) yeah, exactly take a back seat
That guy, he’s an Olympic athlete
So imagine what would happen to you
(What’s the worst thing, really?)
Well, you could tear your Achilles…
CHORUS
I wanna slam fools on the mat
Wanna suplex cats give em Belly to Backs
Rock Bottom, Tombstone and a sunset flip
So I need you to teach me that
I wanna slam fools on the mat
Hear the crowd go wild when I win the strap
Moonsault, Sharpshooter and a F5 too
So I need you to teach me that
(CREED)
Like, just because you’re a fan
You think you can hop in the ring, like straight out the stands?
(Yeah)
Like, what if I just decided to rap?
(Like you’re doing right now), well that’s besides the fact
I’m only doing this to prove my point
And for the record I sound pretty good on this joint
But First of all, no shade, but you’re of a certain age
And the body reacts different to pain
When’s the last time you fell?
(well, a week ago
When I got clumsy in a Home Depot, so?)
Imagine doing that 30 times a day
And some ailments you get just don’t go away
And say- your wife gets mad cause you’re always on the road
RAN
I’m already on the road, I do shows, you do shows!
I was told that entertainment is all the same
It’s a, different court but we playing same game
CHORUS
I wanna slam fools on the mat
Wanna suplex, cats give em Belly to Backs
Rock Bottom, Tombstone and a sunset flip
So I need you to teach me that
I wanna slam fools on the mat
Hear the crowd go wild when I win the strap
Moonsault, Sharpshooter and a F5 too
So I need you to teach me that
(MEGA RAN)
I wanna learn how to run the ropes, do flat back Bumps
Throw lines, and perfect a sick working punch
Who told you these terms?
I got em from the Internet
And if you don’t mind, I wasn’t quite finish yet
Dropkick, drop toe hold, and scoop slam
A little Sweet chin music, tuning up the band
Big Boots, Head locks and Samoan drops
Chokeslam full Nelsons Indian death locks
Fujiwara arm bars, coquina clutches
Make me the baddest I wanna be the toughest!!
Stretch me out, I wanna see what I can take, and make it look real
Even though we know it’s F—-
DONT YOU ever fix you lips to SAY THAT WORD
Ok but you gotta show me how to make it not hurt
Man I can’t do this, I just came to play a game
And my friend has gone completely insane
So I’m gonna just leave…
You’re just gonna leave?
I wouldn’t ever desert you in your time of need
But one more thing.. I got you a gift
Golden girls dvd season 3!
Yeah you like that
YeahI just might
If you want it, you gotta teach me to fight
Ok one lesson and then we gotta stop!
Okay what’s the first thing
Taking a chair shot
*crack*
Haha