Yo, there’s a party going on the east side

Call up the peeps, get the car washed, and we ride

Cause everybody’s gonna make it, all the shakers and movers

The illest DJs too, so dust off all the maneuvers

And I'mma probably need to iron a shirt for this

Break out the shoes I reserve for church for this

Gonna socialize 'til we suffocate

Each a bunch of stuff I hate

Then be nice and ask for another plate

Maybe get asked what I do for a living

Tell 'em I rap, so they can produce me a rhythm

And I rhyme on the spot, my favorite activity...

Yay! Festivities!

Captivity!

Tell a bunch of jokes, I’ll pretend to enjoy

We'll be stuck in conversations that we'd tend to avoid

Sounds great, so I sigh and grab my coat

The new book that I’m reading and prepare to go

About to turn off the lights, hit the TV

When across my screen, yo, what do I see?

A Netflix ad, Daredevil’s out , the full season

This is pleasing— I don't think I'm leaving