[Random]

I been performin for years; stealin shows like a smooth crook

'Til one day my mans like dude, look

What if fans come and see you at a con

And they never been? So I wrote me a rule book

Cause some things at concerts are totally fine

But they just don't apply at a con, so

I'ma give you ten tips to maximize fun

But you can't pick and choose, gotta follow each one

Rule one! That's the most important of all the rules

Before you go, wear comfortable shoes

Cause you'll be walkin all day and if your dogs bark

You'll miss out on a lot, so it pays to be smart

Number two! And speakin of payin - bring cash

Cause the ATM fees gon' make you mad

And standin in them lines is a hassle

Vendeos love green so it makes it much easier to haggle

Number three! And make sure you schedule your moves

Cause more's gon' be goin on than you'll have time to do

And some events are ticketed so if you wanna go

Grab one, come back, cause if ya slow ya blow!

Rule four, somethin that might sound strange

But please, do not, forget, to bathe~!

With thousands of folks cooped up in one spot

You bound to be in line with the guy that forgot!

Number five! Talk to everybody cause you just never know

Who's who what's what and what they know

And read the name badges and ask good questions

Cause you could be standin next to a legend

Number six! Don't go overboard spendin dough

It's a really bad feelin when it's time for you to go

And you realize you need gas and somethin to eat

But shoot - that one almost happened to me

Anyway! Number seven, pack yourself a con kit

Aspirin, hand sanitizer, and breath mints

Cause while you're bein friendly, keep in mind

Most guys don't wash they hands when they go to the john

And speaking of meetings, there's rule number eight

Comic Cons are NOT the best place to find dates

Better see ID before you start romancin

Or before you know it you chillin with Chris Hansen

Number nine! Better keep the camera charged

You gon' see some things that you wanna share wit'cha squad

From elaborate costumes to childhood idols

Bringin home pictures is absolutely vital

Number ten! Somethin you should do while you there

Is if you're enjoyin it, register for next year!

There's plenty more but I won't bother you with every one

And besides that'll ruin all the fun

If you never experienced, you gotta do it once

And all the hard rocks out, they'd probably front

But it's unreal; folks think I'm kiddin

Then they walk on that Con floor and turn into a kid again

So don't become a slave to yourignorance

Don't be afraid to try somethin different

I went in oh-seven and I haven't missed it since

The lines get longer, the stench more intense

But I can't imagine sittin up in the house

Missin out, wonderin what the fuss is about

And don't forget to holla at Ran if you should see me

I'll be at the Capcom booth, signin CD's

Peace!