E-I-E-I-O

By Mega Banton

Released on January 1, 1996

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To all di gyal dem mi ah talk

What some gyal ah seh?

Chuh

Chorus

Mi hear ah gyal ah seh she hotta dan yuh

But, mi nuh tink so at all

E-I-E-I-O

Yuh have what fi hol' di man, di fat, tight an small

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Mek mi see whole 'heap ah han inna di air, jump an swear

Clothes yuh nuh borrow, false hair yuh nuh wear

Han' inna di air, jump an swear, cause

'Oman yuh go clear, mi dear

So mi seh!

Verse 1

Wah tek ah gyal, fi she come an tell yuh seh she hot?

Everybody dun know seh ah duppy dat

Long time di gyal age come off ah almanac

Furthermore, she black like ah brand dutch pot

Mi all ah hear seh ah people yard she cotch

People dutty clothes di gyal siddung an ah wash

Kuh pon di face, full ah bump like ah soursop

No self-esteem, dat mean seh ah gyal flop

Watch her a pose inna, Dorothy pink frock

Lumber up, an nuh know when fi bring back

Dis gyal ah nuh skettel, nah no mongrel, she worser dan dat

Chorus

Gyal ah seh she hotta dan yuh

But, mi nuh tink so at all

E-I-E-I-O

Yuh have what fi hol' di man, di fat, tight an small

E-I-E-I-O

Mek mi see whole 'heap ah han inna di air, jump an swear

Clothes yuh nuh borrow, false hair yuh nuh wear

Han inna di air, jump an swear, cause

Woman yuh go clear, mi dear

Verse 2

Who borrow clothes, mi seh, unuh guess ah who?

Same set ah gyal dem weh ah deh inna di crew

Di Queen Anne Marie weh fava Kangaroo

Figet seh di boot she have on ah fi Sue

One Anne-Marie just to name a few

Grudge dem grudge yuh, oman yuh just shout

Yuh nuh chat back to dem, what dem can do?

An now pon di palm tree blue

What goes for dem don't goes for you

When dem get ah man, jus fi ah week or two

An dem ah pop boas fi chat, an dem ah fi dem clothes nuh new

Well, dem deserve fi get boo

Chorus

Tell her seh she hotta dan yuh

But, mi nuh tink so at all

E-I-E-I-O

Yuh have what fi hol' di man, di fat, tight an small

E-I-E-I-O

Mek mi see whole 'heap ah han inna di air, jump an swear

Clothes yuh nuh borrow, false hair yuh nuh wear

Han inna di air, jump an swear, cause

Woman yuh go clear, mi dear

So mi sing

Verse 3

Ah gyal bright, bout she waah come tek yuh huzzy

Dress fi try impress him, an she fava duppy

Mi all ah hear seh di gyal hear seh di gyal ah wuk iniquity

Fi take yuh guy name Tony

Mi all ah hear seh di gyal character dutty

Monster Mac wid ah two piece ah Kentucky

Run street ah night, like ah somebody lost puppy

Becah she lack a quality

Den guh shoot after her fi tief clothes, but, di gyal dutty

Cah she take couple pence an ah few money

If she eva play brave like she name Chucky

She woulda dead in a hurry

Chorus

Gyal ah seh she hotta dan yuh

But, mi nuh tink so at all

E-I-E-I-O

Yuh have what fi hol' di man, di fat, tight an small

E-I-E-I-O

Mek mi see whole 'heap ah han inna di air, jump an swear

Clothes yuh nuh borrow, false hair yuh nuh wear

Han inna di air, jump an swear, cause

Woman yuh go clear, mi dear

Verse 4

Wah tek ah gyal, fi she come an tell yuh seh she hot

Everybody dun know seh ah duppy dat

Long time di gyal age come off ah almanac

Furthermore, she black like ah brand dutch pot

Mi all ah hear seh, people yard she cotch

People dutty clothes di gyal siddung an ah wash

Look pon di face, full ah bump like ah soursop

No self-esteem, dat mean seh ah gyal flop

Watch her a pose inna, Dorothy pink frock

Lumber up, an nuh know when to bring back

Dis gyal ah nuh skettel, nah no mongrel, she worser dan dat

Chorus

Tell yuh seh she hotta dan yuh

But, mi nuh tink so at all

E-I-E-I-O

Yuh have what fi hol' di man, di fat, tight an small

E-I-E-I-O

Mek mi see whole 'heap ah han inna di air, jump an swear

Clothes yuh nuh borrow, false hair yuh nuh wear

Han inna di air, jump an swear, cause

Woman yuh go clear, mi dear