Uhh

I'm reading off my Blackberry right now

But it's no lyrics, I'm just checking out bitches messages

I'mma tell you all the messages I've been sent

Yo

[Verse: Mediumjay]

She said, "Jeff ya flow like 2Chainz....

Little wobbly but I still give you some brainz"

Next one, This girl named Ashley

She said if there's weed she'll start matching me

She called me a masterpiece and I will tell you little things she sucked the D

She sucked the D, She sucked the D

Put her throat at Jeopardy, I poked her throat

On to the next one Nicole. Nicole?

Always comes in my house when she is cold

She know that she wants she gon' eat me out

What? Eat my ass out, She's down for that ass to mouth

Like the human centipede yes indeed

Except it's all girls with Jeff's D

Yea D-G, Gigi, Make her giggle like Gigi

All about that movie, All about the movie on Showcase

When it came on it was like HBO okay

I watched it everyday, Stopped making seasons that was gay

I'm saying this is blowing money fast

Blowing money? Were saving money

In the economy though, Mitt Romney tryna fuck a couple hoes

Be like Bill Clinton, Not even caring about politics he's just tryna get his dick wet

Yeah, Even though he has a wife he cannot see right

He's a Mormon, You know that we're informing this shit

And I'm saying I'm whipping the bricks whipping the bricks

And you don't give a fuck, I'm just gunna have you stuck

I'm just gunna run up faster than a fuckin Hockey puck

On yo Mama and drop her and I am Chris Bosh Urgh

I am going hard and you do not get Poppa

Poppa Docka Doing walkin talkin, I'm Rockin Lockin like waka flocka

I'm going hard and get yo girls knockas

And I'm just drinking Shots with Vodka

Mixed with Gin and tonic, yo girl got no stomach

My girl fuckin' obese I like that yes indeed

Lotta booty Fat for meee

I like my dick putting it in between two couches at least

No love seats indeed, Fuck wit me I fuck with ye

Ye that means you, Kan-ye, Not specific to you

Not specific to you you can fuckin get on a track for a feature yes We are going to be clear

I ain't gunna pay for nothing this is the whole verse of the year

You put the verse in your fuckin song you gon' have a couple beers

And laugh about how many times he said rap, Riggityrap

Fuckin check the fuckin facts

Look at me, I'm rappin, Rapping right now

You don't know what happen I'm acting a clown

And I'm going hard and you are just sayin it's profound

Switching up the flow right about now

Okay I stop it, I am not gunna go off the topic

But I'm off the top bitch and I am in the subtropic

Area, department, just going retarded, Just going hard

Walking on the beat, Walkin on the beat

With my flow, Like my balls

As long as I'm a 79 year old man and I'm

Hittin the mic with my jaw I'll still laugh

Ha-ha-Hahahaaa