Midgets

By Mediumjay

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[Hook: Mediumjay]

I Be Gettin them Midgets (2x)

Lick em Like licorice and After that I Stick em Like Some Magnets

(2x)

[Verse 1: Mediumjay]

I be gettin them midgets, They be giving me their digits

I call em up with half my game and I be living so frivolous

She be making my dick look big, actually her hands help

And I stuck it in her mouth, man shes like a midget elf

I be Gandolf, She be ready for that stand-off

I whip out my dick and she's tryna stand on top

She keeps on climbing shes just tryna get to the peak

When I'm not hard, she uses it as a harness for safety

She's 3'9 and shes looking fine, I put my dick on to her mind

And then it hangs down to her neck and then it hits the back of her spine

Hold up. Let's rewind. I will say it one more time

I put it on her head then the back of her neck, then it hit her spine

Nigga don't know whats right, I'm just saying that when I busted she lost all her sight

That night, that ain't right, When midgets swallow my cum, that's the shit I DO LIKE

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Mediumjay]

Met her parents that went fine, We went out for some wine

Her mom's 2'3 her dad's 6'9

Which is crazy, I don't understand anything anymore

Her mom drank her dad under the floor

She drank me out too, Yea I did lose

I could not refuse, Because this girl had opinionistic views

Of what men and women think like. I'm saying that shit, I don't like

Stupid people, we're not equal

Men are takers and women are healers

And you already know, I'm a drug dealer

But I only be dealing with all these midgets

I stick em on my fridge like some magnets


[Hook]

[Outro]

Mediumjay is explaining his dislike towards Bob Saget