I’M ZOOTED

By Mediumjay

On Bible Camp

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[Verse 1: Mediumjay]

Comin' with the Heata

Killin all these demons

Me and Based Jesus aka Steven

Will leave your body leaking

With little to no reason

Except/Accept that your evil

Up in the church steeple

Even Jesus had 12 disciples

Cocking up that rifle

Aiming at the devil

With a fuckin' Synpa

If you don't like me

Come and fight me

I'm the type of guy that will turn the other cheek

I don't even talk I just let my tech speak

(Gunshots)

Fuck the niggas who hate me

Cause God appreciates me

Wake up daily, my soul is his for the taking

Work like a slave, But don't worship the king

Somewhere down in the middle and I feel like Benjamin Franklin

Norah Jones, J. K. Rowling

I helped Ray Allen move to Miami

And you niggas looking for me and you found me so I have to stay movin

Goddamn I'm Zooted


[Verse 2: Based Jesus]

And I'm Based Jesus

Coming in to please us

I will shoot you in the penis

When I drive by in my Prius (Ho)

I got more swag than you know or ever heard before

I'm a herbivore, I got mo' hoes than you can even bargain for

At the bargain store I got more whores than mordor

In liquor store or Fedora

I don't give a shit about your whore

Cause I got swag, your just a fag

My eggs never lay, I get laid everyday

But I rep abstinence, how does that work?

Anyways I'm a jerk, I just got all the perks

I just go bizzurke, Like it fucking hurts

Because I shot off your dick, Because you are not a chick

Your not a chick but you got no dick, So what does that make you a motherfuckin freak

On the streets, You can't beat your meat

You can't beat others meat, because I shot off your feet

And you like foot jobs your a slob, So you can slob on a fuckin' Knob

On corn on the cob, I don't really care cause I got a job, My name is bob

Don't give a fuck about a bitch

Spit vicious, Leave bitches

Malnourished, You can't even step to this

Cause I got weapons kept into stash boxes

I'm inter-molecular I'm always checkin ya

Checkin' and reckin' and takin and raping

And lying awake and I'm Baked out my face

And I don't give a shit, Cause I'm macing my face

I'm Taking and making and breaking a shake

With God I'm always safe, chillin in a safe

Find a bible and now I find God and now I feel Great


[Verse 3: Mediumjay]

I feel like Carly Rae Jepsen

Gettin' all the attention

You can call me maybe, Later we get the sexin'

And I ain't havin it, Girls think I'm abstinence

HAHA When I fuck em from the back I feel like Jennifer Lopez

Your Experience with me is legendary

I got married to a chick that looked like Katy Perry

And she's so generous shes like Ellen DeGeneres

Always trying to give me special types of gifts

And when we make passionate love, She's trying to record me

This girls so horny shes like Angelina Jolie

Eatin' Guacamole, Playing rollie-Pollie

I'mma pimp son! Feel like Jessica Simpson

Mediumjay I had to say, get at me for a mention

And you must be kiddin' me

But I never kid. Just Like I'm Oprah Winfrey

And I'm still on that same thing

Bitch I feel like Gayle King

Ass like Kim Kardashian

And I'm the mixtape Audio Assassin

I kill a track. Without fail

And I'm feelin' like I'm Ashley Tisdale

Shells like an Armadillo

A fucking chinchilla

And I'm feelin' like I sing like Jason Derulo

And I say that I'm every Girl

Cause I only Fucks with Mother Nature

Shhh. Don't tell anyone