Hey Sandra - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Hey, Sandra

I got a long neck down at the Blue Lagoon

I know you like them daiquiris here, huh

So I went and had me two

Sorry that I walked off

You know fightin'? I guess it just took me by surprise

You know we always come back kissing

We made a vow, babe, and the Braves are on tonight

They got a real hot cover band playin' down here doin' Tammy Wynette

I gave 'em five bucks to play "Stand By Your Man"

Remember our first spring break down in Daytona?

That lil' prick from Texas tried to touch ya and I broke that fucker's hand?

You laughed it off and we got slushy puppiеs

Best day of my life, you fell asleep in my arms

You usеd to like that tough guy act

Now you say that we're falling apart

You say I ain't never listening

That I'm working too long and too hard

But if Terry moves up, then I move up, babe

And you wouldn't even have to work no more

We can get you that champagne color car

I can see you in the backyard with a leopard-skin bikini

We got an in-ground, not that trailer park shit

Invite all your sisters over for little parties

Drink cabernet sauvignon, fancy cheeses, tiny dips

Baby, this might be the whiskey talking

But you were the best decision I ever made

I hope you can read all this through my chicken scratch

You know I just couldn't say it to your face

Couldn't tell ya that the bank called

Didn't have the heart to tell ya I might lose the truck

Not even a pitcher full of daiquiris, baby

Help how bad I fucked it up

And hey, Sandra, now the bar's about to close

Why don't you leave the door unlocked?

I think I'm ready to come home

Hey, Sandra