[Verse 1]

Dopey Sleazy, Ollie Sleepy

Blind mice with cut-off tails

Reagan, Hitler, Bushafella

The "train that could derail"

All the kings' horses and men

Have omelettes laced in shell

On leopard-skinned ivory walls

The Humpty Planet fell

[Chorus]

As the witch measures

Hansel's finger bone

Ungodly rays of cancer

The unholy ozone

It's a balding planet

Like the old man's head

Our blind mice shrug, drink a mug

Two weeks in Club Med

[Verse 2]

Spinning wheels spin reason

Into a plutonium brick

Our children's children's children

Eating fish and getting sick

And when cold and waste and clouds

Are all left to atone

The bright blue balance living sphere

We used to call our home

[Chorus]

When all the valleys

Are strip-mined to stone

Dwarves say "Heigh ho"

ET cries "Phone home"

Mother Earth loses her patience

And loudly and plainly cries

"Leave me alone"

[Verse 3]

Three blind mice keep spending

The planet hungry stays

The piper pipes, the bell tolls

Where's Wimpy? It's Tuesday

While buffalo and condors

Are missing Noah's boat

Another man-made razor blade

At all God's creatures' throats

[Chorus]

Meanwhile in Washington

Something running late

Maleficent laughs 'til she roars

Cruella thinks it's great

The Wizard of Oz is mourning

The bank foreclosed his farm

Lonely as the bloody boy

Who sounds the wolf alarm

[Verse 4]

When nature warns us gently

The point is often missed

But when she shakes and floods and burns

You know that Mama's pissed

Pandora bought a steering truck

Bush just shakes his fist

She'll make us reap what we sow

The poison apple kissed

[Chorus]

Three bears and bad wolves

Deserve an excuse

Choose Dickens or Grimm

Or old Dr. Seuss

Washington Sneeches

Or Madison Grinches

Are reaching us into the noose

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 5]

So where was Georgie Porgie

With his crony Mr. Heep?

Prince Charming is grown fat and bald

Van Winkle's still asleep

King Midas's iron lung

Turned golden by his touch

They let him out on Thursday

Hobbling with his golden crutch

[Chorus]

While the evil still living

Once upon a time

Reads Mother Goose

With a vodka and lime

Merciless, worthless

Nursery rhyme

[Outro]

The last to leave the Death Star

It's Santa's final flight

Happily ever after

And to all a good night

Sadly ever after

And to all a good night

Darkly ever after

And to all a good night

Deadly ever after

A thousand points of light

Deadly ever after

And no eternal light

Deadly ever after

And just eternal night

Deadly ever after

And to all a good night