[Intro]
He laughs and commands, "You get down on your knees
Bow down your heads and all pray to me"
[Verse 1]
Radioactive demon, wicked laughter jokes
All the while scheming metal devil Cokes
Make it sweet as candy, pretty to the eye
Push it to the kiddies and you sell it with a like
[Verse 2]
Tommy had to try it, asked me try it too
But a little voice inside said, "You know what's good for you"
His teeth started melting, his stomach melted too
I knew he lost his mind by the time that he was through
[Chorus]
Metal devil Cokes
Caramel-colorŠµd hoax
Rusty kettle, teeth are brittlŠµ
Metal devil Cokes
Metal devil Cokes
Through your gut it soaks
Coincidental, rotten dental
Sentimental folks
[Verse 3]
But he just kept drinkin' 'cause he was possessed
Sugar and caffeine, the phosphoric acid test
Then he just melted to a puddle on the floor
Skin and bones dissolved and they flowed out the door
Down the sewer to the river, the river to the sea
With a half-life of forever it killed the fishes and me
[Chorus]
Now the world's polluted with
Metal devil Cokes
Rusty kettle, teeth are brittle
Metal devil Cokes
Metal devil Cokes
Through your gut it soaks
Coincidental, rotten dental
Sentimental folks
Metal devil Cokes
Friendly bunch of blokes
Phosphorental, excremental
Metal devil Cokes
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
Metal devil Cokes
Caramel-colored hoax
Rusty kettle, teeth are brittle
Metal devil Cokes
Metal devil Cokes
Through your gut it soaks
Coincidental, rotten dental
Sentimental folks
Metal devil Cokes
Friendly bunch of blokes
Phosphorental, excremental
Metal devil Cokes
[Verse 4]
Well, I guess I'm just lucky, drank most drinks from A to Z
But 'cause I didn't drink Cokes the Lord had mercy on me
So here I am in heaven, poison water folks
And the boatman on the boat to hell is metal devil Cokes
The jester in the gallery is metal devil Cokes
[Outro]
He laughs and commands, "You get down on your knees
Bow down your heads and all pray to me"