[Verse 1]

I was sittin' in the schoolyard hangin' with my crowd

When some kids came walkin' by, talkin' really foul

Every other word was burnin' up my ear

So I took a new stand and I challenged all my peers

[Chorus]

If you wanna hang with us, I don't wanna hear you cuss

If you wanna hang with us, I don't wanna hear you cuss

Don't cuss!

Don't cuss!

If you wanna be my peer, please respect my ears

Don't cuss!

Don't cuss!

[Verse 2]

I was sittin' in the park, talkin' with my friends

When we heard adults cussin', man it never ends

I said, "I know I'm just a kid, but I'll challenge you too

They said, "Hey we're really sorry, can we hang with you?"

[Chorus]

If you wanna hang with us, I don't wanna hear you cuss

If you wanna hang with us, I don't wanna hear you cuss

Don't cuss!

Don't cuss!

If you wanna be my peer, please respect my ears

Don't cuss!

Don't cuss!

[Bridge]

Blankety blank, bloopity bleep, I don't wanna hear that speak

Bloopity bloop, yakkity yak, stop your cussing, clean your act!

Don't cuss!

Don't cuss!

[Verse 3]

My dad was watchin' news, I was tryin' to chill

When I heard about the language on Capitol Hill

So I guess I'll write a letter to my congressman

I'd like to give a challenge to my government

[Chorus]

If you wanna hang with us, I don't wanna hear you cuss

If you wanna hang with us, I don't wanna hear you cuss

Don't cuss! (Come on!)

Don't cuss!

If you wanna be my peer, please respect my ears

Don't cuss!

Don't cuss!

[Chorus]

All across the nation, we'll start a new sensation

Don't cuss!

Don't cuss!

Let me restate it, keep it G-rated

Don't cuss! (Come on everybody)

Don't cuss!

Don't cuss!

[Outro]

Drive-thru Speaker: May I help you?

Dad: Yeah, could you do me a favor? Hello?

Speaker: Yeah

Dad: Could you say, "Don't cuss?"

Speaker: Um, why?

Dad: My son's filming a video for his No Cussing Club

Speaker: Don't cuss

Dad: Thank you

Speaker: You're welcome

Dad: I'll take a cheeseburger