Slapstick

By Mccartney8

Released on 2019

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Verse 1

(Scream)

Stand up guy, no slapstick

Cuz this ain't no Charlie Chaplin ****

And when I blow, I'm gonna be the name

On everyone's lips, call me chapstick

Hear the words I'm saying?

I'm a frantic, pedantic, tell me fantastic, romantic (tick tick tick)

But before I take the mick with my antics

I've got a little secret

Can you keep it?

I'm obsessed with semantics

But don't underestimate finger in the air, don't give a ****

Like I'm riding my bike, I'm no handed

Like a 12 year old me, I'm outlandish

What will I grow up to be? I'm average

Passionate, angry, lost, didn't plan ****

And now I've got the hunger to succeed, and I ain't peckish, I’m famished

Hook

I'm angry

I hate you and I hate me

I hate everyone and everything

Don't believe anything I'm told

Anything I read

Anything I watch

Anything I hear

Anything I see

Things aren't what they seem

Things aren't what they seem

(Scream)

Verse 2

Yeah that's it

If I had to put myself into a bracket

I'll be the type of guy who wears a wolf jacket, a tank top, scarf and glove set to match it

Likeable, well rounded

But that's not just it

Cuz I stay true to my roots to keep me grounded

And while you're playing duck duck goose, I'm standing up to be counted

Hold my hands up, I'm surrounded

By idiots and fools, stubborn as the tools around them

So, I'm walking my dog around the common just to find sense, find my zen

Check out the skill when I take the pen. Chip off the old block. Panenka. thank you

Straight down the middle,like a pinball. Nudging ya till I get my point across. Simple - ton. Simple-ton

Hook

I'm angry

I hate you and I hate me

I hate everyone and everything

Don't believe anything I'm told

Anything I read

Anything I watch

Anything I hear

Anything I see

Things aren't what they seem

Things aren't what they seem

(Scream)

Verse 3

A gender, don’t assume, we’ve all got one

That we're used to, it’s 19 and the worlds’ gone

A bit mad, if someone wants to change it for the better

**** it, let ‘em. 

Apparently the earth’s flat, either way it’s changing

But, I'm all up for a mass debate, to make the world great

Will global warming melt the so-called snowflakes?

But we're spoon fed so much ****, is it all fake, all a ruse?

To promote hate, preying on the gullible to get views

The vulnerable to get used

The weak and naïve to get fooled

We're just big data now, consumables

For the many and not the few

That ain't even political

It's ******* true

People saying ****, and they ain't got a clue

Anti social media, it's uncool

Stand back as they light the fuse

See you inhale, as the smoke plumes

Listen up, take a pew

We're even getting to the point that if you don't want the truth, turn on the ******* news. And that's what I'm gonna do

Hook (outro)

I'm angry

I hate you and I hate me

I hate everyone and everything

Don't believe anything I'm told

Anything I read

Anything I watch

Anything I hear

Anything I see

Things aren't what they seem

Things aren't what they seem

(Scream)