[Verse 1]
Sat behind the desk of my 9 to 5
What a time to be alive
I'm suited up, clean, shirt, tie
Shoes buff, when’s my time to shine?
Butt is numb, **** it, so's the mind
I don't mind if I don’t make the scene
Got a daytime job, I'm doing alright
But that clock's ticking; time's tight
Picture me laying on my deathbed, ****, that light's bright, it goes white
Aim a camera shoot me in the back, click, call it Hindsight; my plight
Thinking what might have been
Why didn't I try hard? (****)
But it's hard luck, coulda been great
You could still do it
Na it's too late
I Deliberate like a judge and jury, until my brain aches from
Punchin’ myself, call me Tyson Fury; ******* head bake
So forget the war going on outside, there’s a civil war going on in my mind
It gives me Sum' ta think about
I’m packing dread, I'd rather be armed with a USP instead
Am I mature enough to be hated, teased, take anything that's said on a Twitter feed, Facebook post or a Reddit thread?
Time to get confident, stupid
Got the ability, use it
If one more person, including myself, tells me my chances are remote; ya gonna get muted
[Hook]
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Yeah, ya supposed ta
If I could I'd unfriend me
I’m my own worst enemy
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Only I can stop me
If I could I'd unfriend me
I'm my own worst enemy
[Verse 2]
And I don't even wanna be famous; nah
I don't even care if you know what my name is; aww
But if ya did though, I think I'd be humble
The only way I'm going over the top, is if I'm being thrown out of the royal rumble, I'm in trouble, I think I need a body double
As I do like privacy
Rarely seen out and about, I'd be like Banksy
So I'm happy to stand out from the crowd
8 figures in the bank account, shame the decimal place is out
But I'm not expecting to get paid
If I went to an awards show, have a few beers, I'll be back in the office the next day
Why?
Cuz I'm down to earth like gravity. Fab
**** it, I'll probably start a charity
**** it, donate half my salary
Cermoniously plant a tree, (huh)
But in reality
It would be wicked to have a wiki page
It would be good to get some plays
Recognition of my work, some free stuff, a few fans, praise, a raise
Two birthdays and some holidays in the sun, so I can catch some rays
That'll be the day, yeah
That'll be the day
[Hook]
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Yeah, ya supposed ta
If I could I'd unfriend me
I'm my own worst enemy
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Only I can stop me
If I could I'd unfriend me
I'm my own worst enemy
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Yeah, ya supposed ta
If I could I'd unfriend me
I'm my own worst enemy
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Only I can stop me
If I could I'd unfriend me
I'm my own worst enemy
[Verse 3]
That **** cray
Anyone can make a track on a laptop, upload it and press play
Have it streaming to the masses the next day
Get this in your ear, bud; this is the new age
Check my contents, are we on the same page?
Deal or no deal, pick up your phone, we're all in the same place
Add this to your playlist
Relax, enjoy this, don't be a hater
Time to take stock, cuz I'm the liquidator
I just want to be cooler than AC Slater, sat in an igloo with Pingu and a slushee maker
But do you know what would be the icing on the cake? (yeah)
When my music makes you sit up and take notes, like The Undertaker, reporting for a local paper
Living life in the slow lane, but I'll still under take ya (car skid)
Can you feel my energy?
I'm a monster, a bull in a china shop, yeah relentless with it
Believe me, this ain't no storm in a teacup
But try and keep up
Because when I get in my flying saucer
You're gonna feel the force
37 million horses
Coming right for ya
When I check the ignition
Space oddity playing on infinite loop
Give the star man a high five, as I do fly by, knocking off his arm of as I hit him
Can you see the speed that I'm hitting?
Darting across the sky, feel the power
I'm not putting on the breaks like an intermission
I'm just sat here wondering if this **** is AR, VR, real life or Science Fiction?
Either way I'm getting out of this world, I'm going out with a boom
I won't give up, I gotta make the moon
Even if I'm gassed and running on fumes; cuz I'm a man on a mission