[unnecessary moaning]

Well your favorite holiday is the Fourth of July

It’s like 90 degrees, but reminds you exactly like Christmas

I had a one night stand, but I never kissed her on the bed

And all of my best friends say I’m fucked in the head

And I am calling my parents to say that I’m alive

And I’m apologizing for ruining their lives

Well I don’t like working with my friends

I don’t like getting high

But I will do what it takes so I can survive

And I am nothing more than a picture

That is hanging in your room

And I am nothing more than a picture

That is hanging in your room

Well I’ve been telling my friends

That I’ve made lots of friends

And I am telling my girlfriend that I love her the same

Well I’ve been telling my friends

That I’ve made lots of friends

And I am telling my girlfriend that I love her the same

Well I’ve been telling my friends

That I’ve made lots of friends

And I am telling my girlfriend that I love her the same

But don’t worry

Because I will grow up

And I will act like him so I don’t have to pretend

Like I care when you leave

And I will sell out and I will write my songs about a boy and girl

Who always get along

And I will drop out

And I will tell my friends that I have honors diplomas

And I have scholarships

But I will grow up

And I will act like him so I don’t have to pretend

Like I care when you leave

But when you leave

But when you leave

And you were walking down the aisles

And I was sitting in the pews

And I was staring at the ceiling because I can’t stare at you

But you were walking down the aisles

And I was sitting in the pews

And I was staring at the ceiling because I can’t stare at you

But you’re my best friend

So I will love you til the very, very, end

But you’re my best friend

So I will love you til the very, very, end

The very, very, end