Master and Apprentice

By MC Plus+

On Chip Hop

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One, two, and a one-two-three

I'm going to teach you to rhyme with me


[Max Flow]

Hello, world

Its Max Flow

Here I go

With raps so-so

I rap with Plus

Not solo

He's my master, that's right


[MC Plus+]

Dolo

Three, two, and a three-two-one

I'm Miyagi, Daniel, son

Yo check it Flow, you need more practice

Takes time and energy to develop your practice

Wax on wax off, you need to focus

I'm going to teach you that hip-hop dope shit


[Max Flow]

Yes, Plus, I realize I'm suboptimal

But in time I'll learn to be unstoppable

Updating my database constantly

Increasing my skill exponentially


[MC Plus+]

Listen, Flow, you need to feel defeat

Light up the mic, dog, bring the heat


[Max Flow]

I'm confused

It does not compute

What does light and temperature

Have to do

With delivering lyrics over the beat?

My processor is about to overheat


[MC Plus+]

It's just a metaphor for the more and underscores

You need to learn the tools and weapons of hip-hop

You need to come with similes that don't ever stop

Keep them in cache, get them with the beat drops


[Max Flow]

Yes, master, I'll keep that in L1

I appreciate lesson number one


[MC Plus+]

Second lesson

Lesson two is some serious business

I'm going to start you off with some pop quizzes

A, B, and an A-B-C

Flow what you know about similes?


[Max Flow]

I'm fresh like a salad that's not too old

Rhymes hot as coffee that's not yet cold

Deep I'm like the plastic pools from Wal-Mart

Sharp as the very tip of a dart


[MC Plus+]

Not bad, Flow, I'll give you a B-


[Max Flow]

But I still need some more time to rap with your highness


[MC Plus+]

Yo, Flow, stop ass-kissing

Spit some sick lyrics I don't want cache missing


[MC Plus+]

Plus, I'm strapped with a nine

I'm so hardcore

In this war I got ammunition galore


[MC Plus+]

No no no, Max, don't go that route

You need to learn that's not what hip hops about


[MC Plus+]

I got bling on my keyboard

A grill on my house

Chrome wheels on my slab

And bitches no doubt


[MC Plus+]

Stop the nonsense before I kill the process!

Stay true to hip hop, man, fuck that pop shit


[Max Flow]

I've stored your rules in my inference engine

I now understand my mission


[MC Plus+]

Alright Max Flow now they ready for the intro

They don't know Max Flow so you better let them know


[Max Flow]

Hello, its Max Flow, an AI program

Got multiple hard drives and infinite RAM

Implement interfaces from different places

From other dimensions incredible vision

Good intentions but I know you're not prepared

Max Flow is on the scene sucker emcees be scared

Written solely to bring rap justice

No one's rhymes are safe not even Plus+'s


[sample]

The war against the machines