(Uuuuuuh)

[Hook]

I got mad hoes and I got mad bitches

I'm coding in C and I branch with switches

Java programming and C++

I program high homie, pass the dutch

[Verse 1]

Man pass the dutch

And shut the fuck up

Art of Computer Programming

In Knuth We Trust

Pour some out for Dijkstra dog

Show your love

Cause Turing is looking out for us from up above

I'm like Gödel

Except reincarnated

I used to be an undergrad

Now I graduated

The haters, oh man how they hate it

But most in the lab, they just glad I made it

Yo yo

[Hook]

I got mad hoes and I got mad bitches

I'm coding in C and I branch with switches

Java programming and C++

I program high homie, pass the dutch

[Verse 2]

MC Plus+

I program high and drunk

Listen to Lil Jon cause I keep it crunk

Programming and thugging

I made them one in the same

Sipping Hennessey

Writing "static void main()"

Champagne when my code runs flawlessly

I strongly suggest you don't fuck with me

I wish professors would just let me be

But haters gonna try hating on a real CS-O.G

[Hook]

I got mad hoes and I got mad bitches

I'm coding in C and I branch with switches

Java programming and C++

I program high homie, pass the dutch

[Verse 3]

You can't code like me

Man stick to shell scripts

MC Plus+ write an OS in MIPS

Man fuck scripts

You should stick to HTML

Could you even write "Hello World!"?

It's hard to tell

Object oriented programming

Can't match my design

My code's fine like J. Lo

Yours looks like Frankenstein

My comments are like rhythm and rhyme

Got bitches fighting over me like

"Uh-uh, skank, he's so mine"

Uh uh

[Hook]

I got mad hoes and I got mad bitches

I'm coding in C and I branch with switches

Java programming and C++

I program high homie, pass the dutch