I'm the ace analyzing ASCII algorithms

All architectures allow me to get with them

Antivirus agents aren't able to anesthetize

The acidic apps that I cause to arise

You better backup your bytes

And beef up your buffers

Before bugs in your browser

Breach your barriers like butter

Corrupting the CMOS, causing cores to corrode

Cracking crypto in CCB mode

Clearing out the cache, calling CPU commands

Downloading data, dissing DRM demands

Dancing in the dark with digital demons

Directing DoS while defenders are dreaming

Every e-mail's examined with ease

Even experts can't escape my exe's

As each effortlessly expands my empire

Filling up files faster than firewire

Foolish fat fucks frequently flame me

Forensic flatfoots fail to frame me

Groupies Google me to get gigs of GIFs

Giving graphic guarantees that I shoot the gift

Going for the gold, I'm the gigahertz gangsta

I hurt hard drives by hooking hardware handlers

How many homepages have I hacked?

When your HP hangs, don't have a heart attack

Intel's infrastructure is inherently inferior

To the intellect that illumines the interior

Of the inner-sanctum where I like to interface

Jotting down Java that jostles jackanapes

Journaling just might save your Jaz drive

When I jack the joules keeping your junk alive

Killer apps keep knocking like Kris Kringle

Kleptomaniacs biting like Kraft singles

All the kids know that I kick it with Kernighan

Let me lay claim to the lessons you should learn again

Lambda calculus lashes losers who ain't proud

I'm not the Lord of Linux? I'm laughing out loud

I melt malicious machines like margarine

Meaningless morons get moved to the margins

Music murders monopolies like Microsoft

Nothing's what I need to get nasty as Nabokov

Never negotiate with narrow-band newbs

Making numerous networks of NANDs with nanotubes

Obfuscating object code's an obligation

To orchestrate my opponents' obliteration

Overall, it's obvious that open source gets owned

By proprietary programs my processor is prone

To produce and precipitate your packet getting perforated

No patch prevents piracy I've perpetrated

My QWERTY queues up queries in quantity

Quit quoting quatrains of questionable quality

Quadtrees quell your quandaries quadratically

Real time research revises rules radically

RSA and Rijndael won't repel my raids

And your router won't refuse the packets I've replayed

My SSID has no static on its signal

My static IP's safeguarded by a sentinel

Screw with my server, I'll serve you a smack up

I tend tons of terabytes on my tape backup

With TCP technology I threaten terror

Tricking terminals through Type-2 error

I upload UNIX passwords using utilities

Like USB, I have ubiquitous abilities

Unprotected unzipping in UDMA

Van Eck phreaking videos via VGA

My voice is a vehicle for virtual venom

I view vulnerabilities and then vie with them

With WiFi my WAN wickedly wires words

The World Wide Web gets wrecked with worms

When will you know my work's not WYSIWYG

It's extreme like X-rays when I plot like xfig

X86 is where Xinu gets rocked

Execution is for those who Xerox

You're yodeling from yonder and away

Yet you've made no Yen since Y2K

You yearn for success like that of Yahoo

But your zombie processes could fill up a zoo

Your zero knowledge proofs are flawed like Zionism

I'm in the zone like Zeus, hot like Zebra jism