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I been in the desert for years, time to get us out of it

I climbed Mount Sinai, carved ideas in a tablet

These mortals are horrible with immoral cavorting

They must check these 10 Commandments from their LordKing

Commandment Uno: I am the Lord thy God

So similar to Commandment Two tho: You now knew no

Other gods before me, leave Osiris behind

I'm ya highest authority to act morally

Thou shalt not make unto me any graven image

Forget all about your vintage pagan lineage

Make a pilgrimage to the Third Commandment:

Don’t take my name in vain, God damn it

Fourth Commandment:

Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy

Sleep in late Saturday and wake up slowly

Every other day, pay Me like you owe Me

Fifth Commandment drops the bomb

(((ka-BOOM)))

Obey thy pops and mom

Sixth Commandment is a big deal, a'ight

Thou shalt not kill any Israelite

Seventh Commandment: Don’t commit adultery

That only works for Zeus, you’ll hate what the results'll be

Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not steal

Starve if you need a hot meal

Sorry! That’s the law, God’s real

Ninth Commandment: Don’t bear false witness

Unless it resolves the source of this hit-list

Tenth Commandment: Thou shalt covet not

Thy neighbor’s wife if you've a life you love a lot

And when I say "neighbor," I mean neighbor next door

You can take the lives of the wives of neighboring tribes

While they’re in labor with sabres and knives

Thou shalt also covet not thy neighbor's house, ox, or donkey

Thou shalt covet not, I can't say it more strongly

(Ok God, that’s quite a double standard

You covet our attention, you been in a bubble pampered)

Eleventh Commandment is so underrated

Keep church and state completely separated

Commandment 12's think for yourselves

Who else but you can keep track of this game of shells?

The road to hell is paved with magic spells

Matter fact, keep those last two under your hat

And climb back down the mountain with this smokescreen and thunderclap

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[Outro]

If you really get down to it, I don't write my own lyrics

God writes my lyrics (god damn)