I just scammed Shawerma Plus on Wealthsimple

Your bitch like reading books, I just bought her a new Kindle

I don't fuck with reading I just speak my mind

You were born into this world and the economy declined

I shot him in the leg and he went down like the Sri Lankan Rupee

I just snuck a McRice through customs didn't pay no duty

You say you a foodie but only eat food fare

I'm sitting on a $10,000 bamboo chair

She say she need shoes, I just bought her a new pair

She want some fruit too I bought her 2 pears

Heard yo broke ass in the crib eating Beef Vindaloo

I'm stacking paper, I don't even got no co-op interviews

Mortal Combat, Imma jack you off and finish you

I'm feeling like Taylor Swift but I'm not 22

I'm not 23

You my mini me

Heard you at St. Jerome's eating stringy meat

I'm with your girl and she's tickling me

You wanna die? Come to Siegfried 3 room 3514

We smoking on Charizard, my room like a smokescreen

Jamie Hall got me mad so I started to glow green

I'm like the Hulk, except I go to Waterloo for Environmental Science

I need to get my plumbing fixed I just called reliance

I work for Mukesh Ambani at Reliance

I just graduated from MIT in Mumbai

I slapped a dude with my dick and I gave him pink eye

Then I went to his house and I cut off his water supply

I just had sex with Jayson Tatum, that's a Boston cream pie

Heard yo broke ass in the crib eating "request granted"

I just hit a 3, I shot that shit underhanded

I just saw a picture of young Justin Trudeau and my penis expanded

If you ask for beef imma leave you empty-handed

I just stole an iPhone charger and tr4aded it for Waterloo Flex Dollars

I tried to print a colored picture but didn't have enough Flex Dollars

I'm so smart imma be the next scholar

Respect to Donna Strickland but I could take her in a fight

Hit a boogie bomb on yo grave while I'm playing Fortnite

I just squatted 4 plates I'm looking like I'm about to do the dishes

Took the condom off and drank my nut it's nutritious

Then I left it in the back seat of a rental car

I went back to Foodbasics, I shit myself next to where the lentils are

I'm in a lecture, learning about ways to combat environmental harm

Bro, check your alarm. It's time to go to the dentist

Bro needs a root canal for his ugly ass teeth

I just killed a dude named Keith, on the street

I'm calculating my money I need a whole spreadsheet

I see my homies at school, you know I'm about to spread cheeks

I just broke into a dudes house and I stole his bedsheets

I've been drinking pickle juice every day for like 10 weeks