Salami - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

I am paralyzed, watching Real Housewives

Can't get out of bed to start my life

To become a mother, or a singer, or a runner

I don't have much time to decide

I have lots of cysts on my ovaries

It's a black cloud hanging over me

But I'm spending my fertile years watching TV

I deserve a media studies PhD

It's my latest fixation, the big one of aging

And I think that I'm so original

But it really does haunt me

You're someone's kid then someone's mommy

Sun-damaged likе salami, and it hits like a tsunami

I've been feeling charmed by thе concept of divorce

People changing their minds after they've performed their certainty, so publicly

Oh but they looked so happy

So if chaos is the only thing that's promised

Should I buy more shoes and stay in this apartment

Watching Real Housewives until all my eggs die

I'm running out of time to decide

It's my latest fixation, the big one of aging

And I think that I'm so original

But it really does haunt me

You're someone's kid then someone's mommy

Sun-damaged like salami, and it hits like a tsunami

I know it's a gift, it's a gift

And far be it from me to judge a bad facelift

The years are slippery like they're supposed to be

But get a grip

Get a grip

Oh it really does haunt me

You're someone's kid then someone's mommy

Sun-damaged like salami, and it hits like a tsunami crashing through my body

It's a gift, it's a gift, it's a gift

Get a grip, get a grip, get a grip

It's a gift, it's a gift, get a grip