[Intro: Kanye West]

Real friends, how many of us?

How many of us

[Verse 1: Kanye West]

How many jealous? Real friends

It's not many of us, we smile at each other

But how many honest? Trust issues

Switched up the number, I can't be bothered

I cannot blame you for havin' an angle

I ain't got no issues, I'm just doin' my thing

Hope you're doin' your thing, too

I'm a deadbeat cousin, I hate family reunions

Fuck the church up by drinkin' at the communion

Spillin' free wine, now my tux is ruined

In town for a day, what the fuck we doin'?

Who your real friends? We all came from the bottom

I'm always blamin' you, but what's sad, you not the problem

Damn, I forgot to call her, shit, I thought it was Thursday

Why you wait a week to call my phone in the first placе?

When was the last time I rеmembered a birthday?

When was the last time I wasn't in a hurry? Uh

[Verse 2: T-Pain]

Yeah

You don't ever show up in my mentions girl

Just say my name

Must be some wrong with my eyes of my iPhone 5

Is this decieving your page?

I am just trying to see if you got any interests in me

Or am I bothering you?

Should I be unfollowing you?

And you be acting like that dude in that picture is your boyfriend

But I know it's just a face

Let me show you that I am better than him

Just name a time and place

Girl you gotta see that he is, where I should be

[Verse 3: Kanye West]

Maybe 15 minutes, took some pictures with your sister

Merry Christmas, then I'm finished, then it's back to business

You wanna ask some questions 'bout some real shit?

Like I ain't got enough pressure to deal with

Please don't pressure me with that bill shit

Niggas thinkin' I'm crazy, you defendin' me

It's funny, I ain't spoke to niggas in centuries

To be honest, dawg, I ain't feelin' your energy

[Verse 4: T-Pain]

Girl you can give me a call

I just wanna talk to you that's all

Girl you can tweet what you do

And posting pictures

And I feel like I need to be posted with you

Laid up in the bed somewhere

Spilling make up, messing up your hair

Girl you keep making me spend my time

Checking on your timeline

[Outro: T-Pain]

Timeline, timeline, timeline, timeline, timeline