[Verse, rap: Max Normal]

Ok, listen up, it's a brand new track, but first

What I need to know is can you rap?

If not, don't worry just follow me

Nice and carefully maybe soon you can also be

[Chorus, rap: Max Normal]

Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat

Freak, freak, so unique, when you speak

Always connect, make sure they heard what you said

Max Normal.TV with rap made easy

[Verse, rap: Max Normal]

Step one: Take a deep breath

You sound weak if you don't inhale deep before you speak

Let's get ready to speak on the beat

No dreary flows, here we go, repeat after me:

Mic Check, one two

Am I coming through?

Nice and clear

Yes, I am here

[Rap: Yo Landi]

Mic Check, one two

Am I coming through?

Nice and clear

Yes, I am here

[Rap: Max Normal]

Very good, let's get ready for step two

We got the funky beat to help you all get loose

Here we go again, let's get ready to speak on the beat

Four lines this time, repeat after me:

Den, deden den uh! Yes, yes

It's the mighty me on the mic dressed fresh

Tss! Out the box, individual

I think, like I look, like I sound original

[Rap: Yo Landi]

Den, deden den uh! Yes, yes

It's the mighty me on the mic dressed fresh

Tss! Out the box, individual

I think, like I look, like I sound original

[Chorus, rap: Max Normal]

Now you holding that mic tight, rhyming to the beat

Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak

Always connect, make sure they heard what you said

Max Normal.TV with rap made easy

[Verse, rap: Max Normal]

Hmm, let's see. Oh, yes. Step three!

Only the best best beats impress me

But now let's get ready to speak on the beat

You doing good, here we go, repeat after me:

I'm always upgrading, innovating

Educating, entertaining

But I'm not a copycat serving second hand flavor

I'm not a parasite, I'm a creator

[Rap: Yo Landi]

I'm always upgrading, innovating

Educating, entertaining

But I'm not a copy cat serving second hand flavor

I'm not a parasite, I'm a creator

[Rap: Max Normal]

Ahh, now let's get into step four

Are you ready to get raw?

Wonderful, we on the ball let's speak on the beat

Here we go, check it, check it out, repeat after me:

I've been into rap since back in the day

My parents thought it was just a phase or a craze

But look at me now, I'm still going through this phase in the days

Checking out the ways this phase pays

[Rap: Yo Landi]

I've been into rap since fuck knows when

My parents don't even know what rap is

[Spoken: Max Normal]

What are you doing?

[Rap: Yo Landi]

Making mistakes is not that kiff

Practice, practice! you got that kids?

[Rap: Max Normal]

OK, so Yo-Landi Visser wants to get live

OK, let's pump up the jam and take it to step five

Remember to take a deep breath, before you speak on the beat

OK now, repeat after me:

You traveling through an indefinite darkness

Absorbed by the gentle sentimental hum of your starship

There's always a lot of uncommon phenomena upon your monitor

All of a sudden a beautiful shot of Andromeda pops up

Check it out!

Ok, your turn. Go!

[Rap: Yo Landi]

You traveling through an indefinite darkness

Absorbed by the gentle sentimental … fuck

[Rap: Max Normal]

Uh huh, practice, practice, if you wanna follow me

Terminal velocity, soon you can also be

[Chorus, rap: Max Normal]

Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat

Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak

Always connect, make sure they heard what you said

Max Normal.TV - live and direct

Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat

Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak

Always connect, make sure they heard what you said

Max Normal.TV, with rap made easy

[Yo Landi]

Yo, yo, yo-yo-yo-yo Yo-Landi

So, so, so-so-so-so so funky

(GOMMIE: Gooi meisie! x4)