[Chorus]

She’s just so fucking boring

I can tell that she don't dance

Bites her nails when things get bad

None of her jokes ever seem to land

She’s such a fucking robot

Conversation doesn’t stand a chance

No idea what to do with her hands

Friday night and she doesn’t have plans

[Bridge]

Oh darling, it's not you

It's just everything that you do

It’s just everything I’ve been through

(Everything I’ve been through)

[Verse]

Then just tell me why you’re still here

If you think I will, I won’t dear

If you thought I would, I wasn’t clear

Baby if you stick around

Maybe then I could let you down

Maybe then I’d just put it out

Baby if you stick with me

Maybe then that would make you see

We aren't meant to be

Together

[Chorus]

She’s just so fucking boring

I can tell that she don't dance

Bites her nails when things get bad

None of her jokes ever seem to land

She’s such a fucking robot

Conversation doesn’t stand a chance

No idea what to do with her hands

Friday night and she doesn’t have plans