Intro:
Guess who’s back
Guess who’s back
Guess who’s back
Guess who’s back
(haha)
Verse one:
Guess who’s back and here to diss you
Remember when you were begging Me & Carl to kiss you?
I still remember, and so does he
I’ll break your legs, and stomp on your knees
Damn you say a Detroit born Kyle
I ain’t never even seen you south of ten mile
You can say you’re a better ass then me
But all of Michigan knows you’re vile
You say I’m a dwarf, got the shortest height
I’m glad your tall, now there’s more of you to dislike!
Oh, and you say I’m homeless?
I got two houses, you got half of one dick!
You tryna be cool, but you born in Alabama!
Your dad is your uncle, and your mom is your aunt eh
I go to the shop, find a car that could be nifty
Oh, and not to mention your a GODDAMN SWIFTY
Your taste is music, is overrated
But to all my homies, it’s (thank god) Hated
How bout you try MY shit on for size?
Maybe all that 20s pop, is why your brain died
Chorus:
Assholes out there screwing around
And hatin on me
They got no reason
They can’t see me
Oliver thinks he can fight me
Ain’t no body got the balls to diss me
Fuck Oliver
Verse two:
We start at the beginning of verse two!
Check the length of song, I got all this dirt on you
Remember when you begged me to work for you?
Well you don’t pay your workers so I said “Damn you”
Ain’t no body gonna work for you
Damn you
You a dumbass ass too!
So you can die, as I destroy you on this record so fly!
And your fly
Is down
Aww, why the widdle fwown?
Widdle ass, can’t take this diss
So get ready to die
I can’t see why-
Didn’t you say you were moving to New Zealand?
Or was that just a good dream
Things aren’t always as they seem
Chorus:
Assholes out there screwing around
And hatin on me
They got no reason
They can’t see me
Oliver thinks he can fight me
Ain’t no body got the balls to diss me
Fuck Oliver
Breakdown:
You may think I’m going too far (eh)
But if I didn’t diss you I’d be seen as bizarre (eh)
And I hate you cause are a dick (eh)
So get out of my damn life quick (eh’
So if you want to call me rude (eh)
Then maybe you shouldn’t be so crude (eh)
Chorus:
Assholes out there screwing around
And hatin on me
They got no reason
They can’t see me
Oliver thinks he can fight me
Ain’t no body got the balls to diss me
Fuck Oliver
Verse three:
Christ-Oliver-reeves
With two broken legs
You’re as bald as a fucking egg
I celebrated when you were on crutches
Saw your broken leg, and everybody rushes
To see if it was true
Cause we all hate you
You think you can harass me
As much as you goddamn want
You don’t give a damn if it could get you caught
But we’ll just wait and see
Bcuz as stupid as Taylor is
She can teach you one thing
Is that ima gonna get karma
Beat the carp outta you and steal yo diamond ring!
Sell it for twice as much as you bought it for
Meaning I’ll be rich, keep spitting deez bars
And you’ll be broke, crying on the floor
Oh damn you’re moving back to Detroit? Or was that a nightmare
Stay away forever, you just got me scared
Chorus:
Assholes out there screwing around
And hatin on me
They got no reason
They can’t see me
Oliver thinks he can fight me
Ain’t no body got the balls to diss me
Fuck Oliver
Verse 4:
I got a machete
A stopwatch
Going tick tock
I got a bomb counting down with 10 seconds on the clock
Fuck it, I’m giving this song a new name
‘25 Bonnie and Clyde, and we’re burying you without shame
And guess what?
So what you gonna do now?
You don’t give him no hate?
I really just don’t know
Runnin around, throwing rocks and stones
Till you tripped, fell and broke your bones
U got karma that day
And now we’re here to say-
Chorus:
Assholes out there screwing around
And hatin on me
They got no reason
They can’t see me
Oliver thinks he can fight me
Ain’t no body got the balls to diss me
Fuck Oliver
Verse 5:
You messed with me, big damn mistake
Now you're getting all the hate
Last year you wanted to work with me
Now you act like you wanna be my en-em-y
I ain’t complaining, I too am hatin’
On you and your friends for being crazy
Eli, Marcus, leave him now
Amanda, Mike, you raised a cow
So I’m gonna diss all of y’all
You guys made me so appalled
You were a disappointment
From when you were born
You might as well have came out of the womb
With two big-ass devil horns
So you don’t have to like my bars
You don’t have to like my diss
But your ass gotta respect it
Cause you listen to Taylor Swift
Chorus:
Assholes out there screwing around
And hatin on me
They got no reason
They can’t see me
Oliver thinks he can fight me
Ain’t no body got the balls to diss me
Fuck Oliver
Verse 6:
I hate you, you hate me
Let’s team up and make you less cra-zy
Oh crap, I forgot, that’s impossible
Bcuz your whole family is
Dishonorable
So don’t make a sound, when I whack you
Across the face, with a size 12 boot
Everyone in America
Wants to murder you
Except for maybe Drake
Cause he wants you
In his basement
So he can beat you up
Like when you threw that rock at me
And your mom threw up
When she looked at you
And your big-ass nose
You’re disgusting
That’s what everyone knows
Chorus:
Assholes out there screwing around
And hatin on me
They got no reason
They can’t see me
Oliver thinks he can fight me
Ain’t nobody got the balls to diss me
Fuck Oliver
Verse 7:
You can’t diss us
Too low on the food chain
SOMETIMES I WONDER IF YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN
NO YOU DON'T, YOU DUMB AS A FROG
We’re gonna drown you In the nearest bog
Now ur whole future is at stake
NO WONDER YOU'RE GETTING ALL THE HATE
Now ur putting words in my mouth
LIKE ALPHABET SOUP
EVEN MY 4 YEAR OLD COUSIN KNOWS STORIES OF YOU
DONT MESS WITH ME, I’ll make you dead
Don’t talk to me, I’ll rip off your head
AN STOMP ON IT TILL I STARVE TO DEATH
SO CRY ALL YOU WANT, ‘TILL YOUR LAST BREATH
Chorus:
Assholes out there screwing around
And hatin on me
They got no reason
They can’t see me
Oliver thinks he can fight me
Ain’t nobody got the balls to diss me
Fuck Oliver
Assholes out there screwing around
And hatin on me
They got no reason
They can’t see me
Oliver thinks he can fight me
Ain’t nobody got the balls to diss me
Fuck Oliver