Yo

Ha, hmhmh, chikachik

Boom, da

Check it out yo

At the end of the week, me and Pete

Rolled round to Sean's spot to check out some beats

Sean blessed with the herb tree, little later on

We needed somethin to eat, so we took to the streets

On our, mountain bikes, cuz we live like that

Plus my jammy had a puncture and the spare was flat

I brought the hacky sack, Sean brought some superb

South African, homegrown herb

Rollin' through the burbs feelin' the opposite of shitty

Jo-burg is such a pretty city

Leaves, fallin' from the trees, goin' crunch under my wheels

'Bout to sit down to my nice healthy meal, yeah...

Chorus

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' about..

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine.. I'm talkin' about..

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah

We were chillin' at Hazel's spot

When along came Beyonca, Charlie, El and Yarnis

So I was like, you guys wanna get some

Take away cake and head down to the park

And maybe play some hacky sack before it gets dark?

Yo, everybody was cool with that so we got the bill

Then we bounced and found a nice sunny spot to chill

Sean ripped up a fatty and was about to spark it

When a white van pulled up into the park, "Shit

I didn't know cars were allowed in here!"

Said Charlie as the vehicle drew near

Unfortunately, our reactions were a bit delayed

Because by the time we saw they were cops, it was a bit too late

It was like, "Uh oh, we're in trouble

It just takes one prick to burst your bubble."

But, like, there were 4 of them? All giving us the eee-evil eye

And one of the cops was like

"Better destroy all of that!" Sean was like "What?"

Cause by then they had like totally fucked up that blunt

And you know the deal, they searched us, found Sean's stash

So we had to part with some cash

Then they gave us our shit back and went on de way

We were like "Thank you very much, have a nice day!"

Then we did our thing, played some hacky sack

Broke out the cake, and ya know? That was that!

Chorus

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' about..

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine.. I'm talkin' about..

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah

Breakdown

PART TWO, IF YOU FEEL THE FUNK IN THE AIR

YOU CAN PUMP IT UP LIKE I JUST DON'T CARE!

THE ORIGINAL, KId ON THE MIC

SHIT, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

HA HA HA...!

DO WHAT YOU FUCKIN' LIKE!

YOU KNOW WHAT I'm SAYIN'?

SO ILL, JUST TO TEST MY SKILL

I'LL GO STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOSHPIT AND CHILL!