When I was in grade 6 I almost had a girlfriend

For our second date we saw a movie on the weekend

I nervously put my arm around her

The circulation really made my hand hurt

And then I turned to her and we shared a kiss

We’re just two awkward children making out during This Is It

And Micheal Jackson’s singing beat it in the background

At this point we weren't aware of his background

I don’t think she enjoyed it

I definitely could’ve used chapstick

The date was so frustrating

So I gave MJ a really low rating