Is it normal to have

One million unread emails?

Is it normal not to care about the watching of whales?

They’re much too far away

Is it normal to cry

While watching click for the seventeenth time?

It's sad that he ignores his dad

Then rapidly grows old

Till he’s dying all alone

Is this a children’s show?

Is it normal?

Is it weird?

That I can't shotgun a beer because

I’m twenty four years young with a raging Tums problem