[Intro]

Yeah

The other day I was eating a mango

And it got me thinking

Mango, where did the man go?

[Verse 1]

Did he go where the other man go?

Did he go where no other man go?

Go to the other man with a mango

Other man go, "No man just go!"

So he find mankind

What kind of man can mankind find?

You can be bitter like a man-made lime

Or you could be sweet like mango chutney

[Chorus]

Mango chutney

Mango, mango chutney

Mango chutney

Mango, mango what?

Mango chutney

Mango, mango chutney

Mango chutney

Mango, mango what?

[Verse 2]

Mango chutney, mango chicken, mango juice and mango jam

Mango toothpaste, mango condoms, I'm a mango flavoured man

Gimme mango in the morning, I want sticky mango hands

I'ma suck it, squeezе it, dice it, slice it, put it in my manbag

Can a man have candlеs?

Can a man wear clank-clank bangles?

How much spank can a man handle?

Is it all gender propagandles?

Like manflu, manflu

Man words tell you what a man can do

Many, many manbags, mankinis

Many, many, many man-size tissues

[Interlude]

So I'm starting with the mango in the mirror

And I'm asking him to make a chutney

[Verse 3]

Man can go, can a man go?

Can a man count on a white man though?

Can a man mansplain in a Matalan?

Go munch with a Man City fan in a Nandos?

This man wanna dismantle

Pants in the air, go commando

Emancipate me? I'm a free man though

Call me Morgan Freemango

[Chorus]

I'm like chutney

Mango, mango chutney

Mango chutney

Mango, mango what?

Mango chutney

Mango, mango (Salsa? No)

Mango chutney

Mango, mango what?

[Bridge]

When life gives you mangos

Make that mango juice

I'm a whole lot of man

But tell me what's the use?

'Cause my hair gel, my aftershave

It's Bulldog, it's Mancave

But I want fruity shower gel

Gimme that fruity shower gel

You man are lying

With that body wash that you're buying

You get that shit to make you feel hard

But you know you wanna smell like Rhubarb

Sport Impact, what the fuck is Sport Impact?

That's not a flavour, that's a concept

I don't wanna wash myself in a concept

You man are dumb, you man are lame

Arctic Ice, that shit's vague

I don't give a fuck about what they say

This mango shall not obey

Squeeze the juice out of this life

Before this life passes you by

You can be bitter like a man-made lime

Or you could be sweet like mango chutney

[Chorus]

Mango chutney

Mango, mango chutney

Mango chutney

Mango, mango what?

Sing it!

Mango (Chutney)

Mango, mango (Chutney)

Mango (Chutney)

Mango, mango chutney