rob ikea

By Mattyy Tree

On LBD

Released on September 12, 2025

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Know what

This is a lot man this is a lot

This is even more Matthew than I can handle

This is to much Matthew

This is crazy

Got to much time on my hands

Here the plan

Were gonna rob the ikea

Steal all the toilets

They gonna come in and poop they pants

Naw, they don't even know it

Naw, they don't even know it (naw, shut up, I know you Rand Paul's concubine, shut up)

Yeah

Now you got nowhere to go with you're defecation

Now ya all stressed out (ha ha ha ha) rectum inflation

Yeah, they gonna be looking like Stan off of South Park (yeah)

I don't even, I'm not even sure if that's that man but

Ya know that's what they be looking like (yeah)

I dropped out of therapy

Got to much time on my hands

Here the plan

Were gonna rob the ikea

Steal all the toilets

Gonna come in they gonna poop they pants (yeah)

It's gonna be a stinky day man

Don't even know it man

They don't even know it (straight trolling season, watchout baby)

Got yellow ski masks on backwards ready to fight

Putting on lotion on our hands gonna be soft all night

Bring Tom in just to seduce'm

Yeah, you like big booty right

You like big booty right

Got to much time on my hands

Here the plan

Were gonna rob the ikea

Steal all the toilets

Gonna come it they gonna poop they pants (yeah)

They gonna poop they pants

Don't even know it

(Look dog when your alone you gotta realize you that like you the whole planet)

Naw they don't even know it

(So like if your not having fun who is having fun ya know what I mean, like come on man)

It's like five a.m. in the morning

I know my parents ain't snoring

Just woke up and wrote a whole song about fecal (yeah)

Did I do that, Urkel (I can't believe I'm doing this)

Bring out trolling hall of fame

Ya never met anyone like me, who could match my game

Doing this for the squad

I don't what rhymes with squad

Truth is I could have done this a long time ago (yeah)

Truth is I could've bought me and Cece's car like it was nothing

I could've done it a long time ago

Biggest joke is seeing me a joke (ye ye yeah, yeah, ha ha)

I think I'm better than everyone

Yeah, I think better than everyone (ha ha, yeah)

I am getting rejected by everything that's around

I am getting rejected by everything that's around

I don't even lift

I can't life fifty pounds

In the house all day

Can't fight do a single thing right

This is all I got going for me

This is all I got going for me

Yeah, first stole the land you already know

Its led by thieves run by thieves so

Lets rob ikea tonight (ye ye ye yeah)

Bring the, I don't even know man

Yeah, so lets rob ikea tonight

I got a bright idea

Lets rob ikea tonight, tonight

Tonight, tonight

I want you throw hot dog in mouth

Got to much time on my hands

Here the plan

Were gonna rob the ikea

Steal all the toilets

They gonna come in and poop they pants

Naw, they don't even know it

Naw, they don't even know it (naw, shut up, I know you Rand Paul's concubine, shut up)

Yeah

Now you got nowhere to go with you're defecation

Now ya all stressed out (ha ha ha ha) rectum inflation

Yeah, they gonna be looking like Stan off of South Park (yeah)

I don't even, I'm not even sure if that's that man but

Ya know that's what they be looking like (yeah)

Dog you can't even drop out of therapy what does that mean

You just stop paying for it what does that even mean

Got to much time on my hands

Here the plan

Were gonna rob the ikea

Steal all the toilets

Gonna come in they gonna poop they pants (yeah)

It's gonna be a stinky day man

Don't even know it man

They don't even know it (straight trolling season, watchout baby)

Got yellow ski masks on backwards ready to fight

Putting on lotion on our hands gonna be soft all night

Bring Tom in just to seduce'm

Yeah, you like big booty right

You like big booty right

Got to much time on my hands

Here the plan

Were gonna rob the ikea

Steal all the toilets

Gonna come it they gonna poop they pants (yeah)

They gonna poop they pants

Don't even know it

Naw they don't even know it

Yeah dog I don't care how much it cost

I'm trying to watch milf manor today