Heading down south to my old friend

Got a tank of gas and my martin

Gonna pluck these strings 'til my fingers bleed

Then I'll lay it down, and play with my feet

Its' 5 o'clock out somewhere so

Let's crack a beer in swimwear, and toast to friends

Who’ll be there 'til the end

I got no room for worries where I'm headed

I got no room for worries where I'm headed

'Cause I'm on vacation

What a lovely situation

Out on vacation, now

Heading down south, gonna find me a bride

Just 5 feet high with them ice blue eyes

Gonna love that woman every hot damn night

Better bet she's getting afternoon delight

It's 5 o'clock out somewhere so

Let's crack a beer in swimwear. and toast to us

The lonely ones

I got no room for worries where I'm headed

I got no room for worries where I'm headed

'Cause I'm on vacation

What a lovely situation

Out on vacation

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Heading down south, gonna find me a stray

Gonna walk him down to the old blue bay

Gonna play my fiddle in the warm sunshine

As we walk beside the waterline

It's 5 o'clock out somewhere so

Let's crack a beer in swimwear and toast to joy

Just a boy with a toy

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I got no room for worries where I'm headed

I got no room for worries where I'm headed

'Cause I'm on vacation

I'm on vacation

'Cause I'm on vacation