[Intro: Johnny Adams]

Ooh ooh yeah

[Verse 1: Matty B]

I'm a joke

Yeah, you know the type of bloke

Talk a lot of shit when I drink and I smoke

I'm a joke

I'm not gonna deny it

The laugh's on me no matter how hard I'm tryin'

I'm a joke

Just ask my mates

I'm the one in the group that the chicks never rate

I'm a joke

I walk around uncowed and awkwardly

I'm so annoying, sometimes my mum won't even talk to me

I'm a joke

Just ask me, I'll tell ya

People come around my house just to laugh at this fella

I'm a joke

Yep, you better believe it

If you're taking the piss, then you'll always receive it

I'm a joke

I'll leave you in stitches

Sleep with your sisters, and say "I still love my missus"

I'm a joke

I'll find the biggest bloke to provoke

Ask for a smoke, and go punch myself in the throat

[Hook: Matty B]

'Cause I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

[Verse 2: Matty B]

I'm a joke

I'm telling you honestly

When I try to act serious, I come across as comedy

I'm a joke

Just ask my mate Cory

Girls think I'm so boring, when I say "Hi" they ignore me

I'm a joke

Yeah, I'ma laugh a minute

But by the time I get the joke, all the laughs have finished

I'm a joke

I call myself an honest rapper

When I know underneath, that I'm a blatant bullcrapper

I'm a joke

I call myself a ladies' man

But when I ask them out, they say they've already made some plans

I'm a joke

I call myself "The King of the Surf"

And that's a joke when you've spent your life living in Perth

I'm a joke

Yep, my name's Matty B

I made you wait three years for an eight track EP

[Hook: Matty B]

'Cause I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

[Verse 3: Matty B]

I'm a joke

I say "I'm quitting the dope"

But end up having a smoke 'cause I just can't cope

I'm a joke

And that's just how I like it

I'm hiking everywhere 'cause I got no driver's license

I'm a joke

And it's plain to see

I'm the crazy ass rapper with the A.D.D

I'm a joke

And I'm just statin' the facts

I'm the laziest in the crew when it comes to makin' tracks

I'm a joke

Mate, it's outta control

I never act serious 'cause that's just how I roll

I'm a joke

I'm telling you "Just ask me"

Say "I'm on the straight and narrow" then I go out and party

I'm a joke

Yep, but you know what I reckon?

There's a lesson in laughing at our own imperfections

[Hook: Matty B]

'Cause I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

I'm Matty B and the joke's on me (That's right)

I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

[Outro: Matty B]

I'm a joke