[Intro]

“We’re back with a new milestone in the rise in popularity of cryptocurrency…”

“…Including Bitcoin, Etherium and more. Can you remind us exactly what cryptocurrency is and why people use it?”

[Verse 1: Matty B]

Nowadays everybody’s goin’ crypto crazy

Why work when you can sit around the house and be lazy

It’s amazing, everybody’s staying home and trading

Easy money making, it’s a little too much to take in

No pain stakin’, slavin’ but takin’ a profit

Sittin’ around the crib chillin’, doin’ nothin’

Used to do it tougher, brother, I love it

Discovered a better way to make cash than any other hustle

Big banks suffered a swift kick in the groin

When all their investors started switchin’ to Bitcoin

No psychotherapy can help Matty B

‘Cause I can’t get rid of all this crypto insanity

My mates are makin’ bank, it’s all I hear about

Suddenly I’m sufferin’ from the fear of missing out

I’m hot under the collar, I know I need to cool it

Like Napoleon’s uncle Rico I wanna make some sweet moolah

Buy a house with a pool, new car, become a ruler

I roll a ball up cooler, shot caller

Like Elon Musk, started a buzz, goin’ rogue

When him and all his followers cashed in on Doge

What, are you joking? It must be something you’re smoking

‘Cause I’ve never heard of a non fungible token

Either conpetitor, Altcoin or Stablecoin

Just wanna make cash and I’m willing and able, boy

[Chorus: Matty B]

I’m crypto crazy

I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy

This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane

I’m crypto crazy

I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy

This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane

[Verse 2: Matty B]

I’m wakin’ every hour, checkin’ my phone

Thinkin’, wishin’, hopin’ that my profits have grown

But there’s so much delirium surrounding Etherium

The fees are so high, but no one ever [?]

I’m fearing friend, that the whales will dump again

Pulling my hair out, hoping they’ll pop up again

Gimme more profits, my bank is getting bigger now

But if the price drops out I’ll be wiggin’ out

I’m crypto crazy, I’m startin’ to panic

Do I buy? Do I sell? My behaviour is manic

Do I leave my money in or do I take it out?

I’m startin’ to shake and into sweat I’m breakin’ out

I’m crypto crazy, I’m startin’ to crack, man

Wondering what to say in July to the tax man

[?], checkin’ the facts, man

Do I tell him or stay underground like the Taliban?

Does he already know that I bought a caravan?

Will he ask questions about the eleven grand?

Got into crypto to make my life better

And secure my future prospects, have a better plan

Now I’ve got anxiety coursin’ through my veins

Thinkin’ about playin’ all these capital games

I’m rackin’ my brains, looking for a solution

Insane because of this blockchain revolution

Got up in the game and no one can save me

I’m too far gone, man I’m crypto crazy

[Chorus: Matty B]

I’m crypto crazy

I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy

This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane

I’m crypto crazy

I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy

This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane

[Verse 3: Bias B]

I’m goin’ crypto crazy, these dips don’t faze me

Buy a little more Bitcoin or maybe

Take a little profit off the top, hope it’s not too soon

Will it drop or is it off to the moon?

Like a rocket or a space shuttle, some day trade, others straight [?]

Stacks sat, sandbox, [?] polygon

Polkadot, told a doc, mighta got it wrong

Always try to buy the bottom, now I’m goin’ long

Bitcoin’s stock gets hacked, then my wallet’s gone

Fillin’ bags, never listened to dad

But every time that shit crashes, kinda wishin’ I had

Buyin’ dips, like I’m eatin’ Doritos

Get advice from [?] believin’ in Steve-O

Matty B sayin’ all in on Ether-O

Bought at two fifty now it’s over four Gs, so

I read tweets from Jason Benzino

So I can park a Lambo outside the casino

Livin’ a dream, stay skimmin’ the cream

I mean soon as I wake up my fingers hit that screen

Pick up my phone, always checkin’ my wallet, ‘cause I’m goin’ crypto crazy, whatever you call it

Cryptoholic, dollar signs in my eyes

Man, I used to need drugs to hit those all time highs

[Chorus: Matty B]

I’m crypto crazy

I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy

This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane

I’m crypto crazy

I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy

This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane