Friend sent a jest and it's subpar

So prep to text back a "haha"

But then autocorrect, it went too far

It sent "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Eight HA's, all caps!

Now he thinks his lame-ass joke slaps

So I text again fast, "didn't mean that"

But it gets worse, it's changing my words, it sent

"Bro please hold me"

Row of rose emojis

A few nudes and a "Homie, I'm lonely"

So check your texts 'fore you press that button

Lest your bestie becomes your husband