[VERSE 1]
BINGER #1:
I just need a little change, so I can catch the bus…
BINGER #2:
Check out this kid’s get up, looks like he might have some scratch!
BINGER #1:
Give us all your money, kid!
HAGS:
Sorry, not today man… Wait— why are we singing? What the fuck is happening?
[VERSE 2]
GRIFFIN:
He said: Let’s binge, Griffin! We’ll have a rockin’ time!
On the one night of the year, when railing lines is not a crime!
HAGS:
Soon he’s off to college, while I vanish from his brain
He’ll be getting knowledge and remember me as lame!
GRIFFIN:
We’d thought it’d be terrific to be substance abusers
But that was quite horrific. You made us look like losers!
HAGS:
The best night ever turned out pretty rotten
Now when he’s with new friends at Brown
I will be forgotten!
GRIFFIN:
I hate you so much, Hags, you probably ruined my life
I almost asked Lena to prom, and then to be my wife!
HAGS AND GRIFFIN:
What the fuck is happening!? My brain’s completely fried!
The night became unhinged, the thought just made me cringe
It’s not how it should be on The Binge!
[BRIDGE]
ANDREW:
All I ever wanted was some friends
Pals with me ‘til the very end!
How I fix this now, I really don’t know how…
We tore off an eyebrow and killed our lovely cow!
[Chorus]
HAGS, GRIFFIN, AND ANDREW:
We’re gonna get high, gonna get baked
Til’ every inch of us just aches!
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs
Ingest everything we grab!
Have some shrooms then smoke some crack
Chase the dragon and shoot some smack
We won’t stop ‘til our brains are fucking fried!
Cause the only thing that matters when we binge…
Is we’re gonna get high!
[VERSE 3]
GRIFFIN:
If only I was brave
I could’ve asked her to the prom
I missed my opportunity and now my boner’s gone!
They ripped my fucking eyebrow off
I’m stuck singing this ballad
While Lena’s off with someone else, I’m tossing my own salad!
LENA:
This will be the best prom ever, that promposal was so damn clever!
But not knowing who… I’m so glad it was you
And not someone like Griffin or Trevor…
We’ll live happily ever…
GRIFFIN:
NO!
[VERSE 4]
HAGS:
Sarah, my sweet, you’re probably with some foreign guy
You thought it’d be a treat, maybe Swede or maybe Thai!
SARAH:
Best night ever! Maybe a one night stand
Who will be my new endeavor, could be a woman or a man?
I don’t give a fuck, maybe both… A three way oughta float my boat!
[Chorus]
ALL AND ENSEMBLE:
We’re gonna get high, gonna get baked
Til’ every inch of us just aches!
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs
Ingest everything we grab!
Have some shrooms then smoke some crack
Chase the dragon and shoot some smack
ALL & ENSEMBLE:
We’re gonna get high, gonna get baked (We're gonna get high!)
Til’ every inch of us just aches!
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs
Ingest everything we grab!
Cook some meth, how bout black tar
While giving hand jobs in the car!
We’re gonna get high, gonna get baked
(We’re gonna get higher than ever before!)
Til’ every inch of us just aches!
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs
(Just OD right on the floor!)
Ingest everything we grab!
Have some shrooms then smoke some crack
(We’re gonna get higher than ever before!)
Chase the dragon and shoot some smack
HAGS & GRIFFIN
Cause the only thing that matters when we binge…
Cause the only thing that matters when we binge…
ALL AND ENSEMBLE:
The only thing that matters is we get so fucking high!