[Intro: Mathas, Mathas & Mei Saraswåati]

We’ll take all the presents you can give us free of charge

Wrestle in the doorway to a mall this large

Put a price on anything, you’re gonna have to pay

Or sit around collecting coupons all day every day

[Verse 1: Mathas]

Yup, turned up at the door with a case, shovel ready suit and tie

Living on a lifetime high, collar with a hot steam iron

Digging though the baby’s mind with a matte of fine wires to map brain-science

Pliable playdough, young minds, inspire to accessorise

That lullaby livin’, colour code rhythm, lustin’ bliss out the box in a box

Your prey mate, your score, later-day saint you ain’t no more

Young baby, pudge and dimples, forehead prepped and tapped though the temple

Cuffed by the ankle, stuffed with a teddy bear, pull cords everywhere, mold ’em good

And that’s good right? Set for their whole life? For a few quick minutes of your time?

You’ll get that free shit first, you’ll keep those coins in your purse

Just let us study their face, just let us watch them play

For a few quick minutes with this toy, for a couple of weeks on each day

Timeline of a life form who buys up before their time goes flat

Gotta load up quick before it’s all gone, stock pile in a bunkered stash

You are only what you own, you can one day have it all

The playing field is level, keep kickin’ that pebble

[Chorus: Mathas & Mei Saraswåati, Mei Saraswåati]

All the free shit in the world will free your mind

All the free shit in the world will free your mind (Every, every, every)

All the free shit only free ‘bout half the time

All the free shit in the world will free your mind (Every, every day, every day)

[Verse 2: Mei Saraswåati]

Headfirst

Falling into the bargain bin

Through the looking glass

Alice in wonderland

Seems all too good to be true

They’re throwing it away

Freebie frisbee, catch the bait

[Bridge: Mei Saraswåati]

Giving away

Your freedom

For free (For free)

Giving away

Your freedom (Freedom)

For free (For free)

[Verse 3: Mathas]

Edible prize and a wine pair course, groupon coupon smothered in sauce

Ram for that new screen, new tablet, Capulet family sweatshop meme

Free beer coaster, free toaster, gift wrap ghost a free-fished ocean

Free lotions and love potions invoke hope in the home so vocal

Endorsed by the silicon people, flawless, none born equal

Gods on billboards winking down, witches fitted with collagen crowns

Keep you in front of our mediums, eating your weeties in time with the jingle and single you out

For a limited time only, call now

This brochure knows you well, it held you as an infant

It knew vibrations only you could hear, those oldies missed it

You gave it its own name, pillared it’s importance

Kept you snuggled safe when all those closet monsters haunted

Sound and flash and fury, your best friend, judge and jury

Your brand, your club, your bud, your choice to broadcast every movement

The smell of gingerbread, the crumbs to lead you back with

The sack of goodies that we packed you for the ride

[Chorus: Mathas & Mei Saraswåati, Mei Saraswåati]

All the free shit in the world will free your mind

All the free shit in the world will free your mind (Every, every, every)

All the free shit only free ‘bout half the time

All the free shit in the world will free your mind (Every, every day, every day)