Get up every morning

Just for sitting on my doorstep

And I’m straight dripping like a horse sweats

Sunburnt and still whiter than my porch

No sunscreen, it’s a routine that I forget

Neighbors traded up their Porsche for a Corvette

I be steady flooring it to 40 in my Ford, yep!

Out of college but have yet to be important

And I’m not rich but I’m still not poor yet

Hey, who said it was a tournament?

My biggest decision of the day is what food that I be ordering

Answering the door wearing nothing but my shorts

Then I pay the guy in quarters and invite him in to tour the crib

We gonna play Video games

Chillin all day with fingers ablaze

Taking it slow

But it goes so fast that I’m forgetting the date

Taking a second to step out the fray

Vision was missing the light of the day

Looking outside, at the sky, my eyes, they might disintegrate!

Throat’s hoarse and I caught the hay fever

Screw pills, eat a Laffy Taffy for the brain teaser

Too cheap for a Kleenex, napkins are easier

Got my nose redder than a certain reindeer’s, hey

Somebody pass me the Off-Spray

I don’t need a foreign virus messing with my offspring

Any creepy bugs coming crawling our way

I ain't afraid to claw’em all away like a hawk, or an osprey

Ayy!

Hanging with the big guns, trying to roll the dice

But no fights with the bros on the motorbikes

Acting like I owe ‘em deodorant with that odor, yikes!

Gotta run for cover fore they crushing us Clover Mites

Ayy

Never let it go

I won’t let the sun go down until I say so

It’s a staycation, no work, all play

And if anybody’s throwing shade, they can go away

Say

Ayy

Never let it go

I won’t let the sun go down until I say so

It’s a staycation, no work, all play

Got me peepin out my cave like it’s Groundhog’s Day

Ayy

We’re happy castaways, even though it’s sad to say

We’ll be blind 'til we find a way through the city’s shade

Until that day, call me a suburban slave

I’m a serf just trying to ride the wave

Just trying to ride the wave

I’m a serf just trying to ride the wave

Ayy

Never let it go

I won’t let the sun go down until I say so

It’s a staycation, no work, all play

And if anybody’s throwing shade, they can go away

Say

Ayy

Never let it go

I won’t let the sun go down until I say so

It’s a staycation, no work, all play

Got me peepin out my cave like it’s Groundhog’s Day

Ayy

You haven’t heard of us

We’re from suburbia

The land of family businesses and discount furniture

You haven’t heard of us

We’re from suburbia

Whether on the mic or at the diner we’ll be serving ya