Yo, I ain't no beach boy

But i’ve been eaten beats before every beastie boy

For your enjoyment i destroy it disemploy it

Better than the melanin brethren can ever pretend to;

These boys, may be beach boys

But they never could better this skin white as bleach boy

So grab yo ladder grab your paddle try to battle my

Flow that is flyer than a seagull, people

From atlantic to pacific, i rip it quicker than riptides

Can never defy this guy

I get higher

Than the double shot when I wanna rock

It I

Drop it 5 times

I even make the ride cry

I apply 9 times

Use a beta as my bait and tackle I can rack up guppies and buckets of hundreds of them crustaceans

From everyones's nation

Hear what I’m saying? (echo)

It’s the wave, it’s the wave its the wave

It’s in the way the waves they be saying my name

Breezing on the freeway in the carpool lane

Building more castles in the sand than robin sparkle claims

To have built

I kick it on the boards for my fill

With my wallet looking deeper than a pelican bill

If you pretend to feel like I’m making you snore

Then you’re gonna be sore cause i walk on the board

Best to re-lax it

On a mexican blanket

With this chex mix on my lap it’s

Attack in packs at me that seems to be their tactics

You’d think i’m famous in the birds of prey industry

Even fishies fin-na be wanting to swim at me

But I’m not into fishing, see i’d rather be swimming in a sea

Indeficient with fishes than deficient in liberty when its indificient with these attention deficit little kiddies

And biddies who thinking that inhibutating clothing that has no remotely close definition of clothing would be even somewhat thought provoking

Well here’s some food for thought for ladies

More dressing makes it all the more tasty

Take this beautiful place and don’t waste it

And get back up every time the waves hit

This used to be a place for mistakes

But the tide took its time and erased it

Now I stare in the face of each boy

Let ‘em know its better when you ain't a beach boy

Let me bold this, italicize with underscores

Don’t you dare put this place’s name in front of yours

If you love it like it loves you, it heals the sores

And it leads you towards the one that’s yours