Geek Cypher 2

By Mat4yo

Released on November 10, 2018

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My cypher sense is tingling

Lifting the filaments on my skin

To send me swinging through your grandma’s condominium

Whether I’m Spider, Slender, or Enderman

I can cinder singers to obsidian and singe em to oblivion

My fingers are fidgeting

Giving these inputs even quicker than what your brain delivers the image in

Can’t even slow it down to mimic it

I be gripping controllers

Taking you on an emotional rollercoaster

And when you’re choking, I’mma slap your rage explosion on a poster

So strike a pose and smile pretty for your glamour photo

OH!

Got your career ending

I’m descending with the wings of a pegasus

While you’re sitting in the Pits yelping

I’m a Primal emissary

‘Cause they said it was the year to #BeLegendary

And looked at me to represent it

It’s the dawn of a new era

Everyone’s turning to a heartless by staring in a black mirror

Thinking we can wave a wand and solve our problems

While they’re looking for a half genie I’mma give them all hero

Got my headphones on and I’m listening

Get inside your psyche with my psychs and my tin pins

I lift a finger and erase the competition

Now that’s a flick of the wrist that’s worth the recognition

My style cascades, you just HTML

I’m in a div class if you haters can’t tell

I’m a major league gamer so do me a favor, and don’t hate the player, just hate the ML

I’m conquering these continents it’s like I’m on an Odyssey

Many ask how odd is he, yes he, is modestly

They can try to replicate my prodigy robotically

But scientists have yet to invent that kind of technology

Newcomers are nervous

To step in the circus

I’m opening portals, setting up turrets

While they punch themselves and running in circles

I’m hogging the bandwidth with a band’s width of dollars I’m earning

So here’s a tip, ring the Geek Squad if anythings urgent

When the call drops

You just got customer serviced