[Intro]

[Speaking: DJ Holiday]

(It's Holiday Season, bitch!)

Behind the cockpit the mixtape

Holiday Season

I heard you needed help

Legendary shit right now

I got you

(The Commission)

Listen

Talk your shit baby

[Chrous]

I'm gonna put you on game with the tricking rules

Guaranteed to have the bitches wet as swimming pools

Act like you've been here before homie keep your cool

Only got one chance so don't act a fool

I'm gonna put you on game with the tricking rules

Guaranteed to have the bitches wet as swimming pools

Act like you've been here before homie keep your cool

Only got one chance so don't act a fool

[Verse 1]

First name Mat, last erialistic

Staring at my own reflection, call me narcissistic

Picture me living regular, quite unrealistic

It's not that hard baby, I'ma make it real simplistic

If you're tricking bitches listening, V twins on them glistening

Pick the illest cough, cough, ugh, she's so sickening

Said you are envisioning, a future with her listen then

Act smart with your moves, time to start positioning

She loves her some blue like Tiffany's

Spending's truly one of her favorite activities

Your choices show who you are, not your abilities

So choose to see her as investment, stocks and properties

Huh

Number one rule is no pocket watching

Card ends up in her wallet, then it's swiping, no stopping

When we're shopping we're copping, we're not here to be browsing

Codeine mixed in the Sprite, on these hoes you be drowsing

Gotta bag her she's too pretty of a lady (Lady)

Shoutout Erykah Badu, all her bitches bad too

Five percent frames if she's feeling kinda shady (Shady)

Won't discuss 'bout the broke days, 'cause that shit's a taboo

I said broke, never said cheap

Act as such and you'll be gone in a sweep

Gotta level up quick, now you're playing for keeps

Stack up your wins, ain't no room for defeat

[Chrous]

I'm gonna put you on game with the tricking rules

Guaranteed to have the bitches wet as swimming pools

Act like you've been here before homie keep your cool

Only got one chance so don't act a fool

I'm gonna put you on game with the tricking rules

Guaranteed to have the bitches wet as swimming pools

Act like you've been here before homie keep your cool

Only got one chance so don't act a fool

[Verse 2]

Rule number two (Two), I'll give your ass a clue

One word, three letters you shall always use

Y to the E-S, say no that's BS

Whatever she wants and desire she gets

Got ex, pensive taste, take her on expensive dates

Show up late? Well now you got her mad, great!

She loves your accent, could tell you weren't from the States

Her friend's coming, it's a rendez-vous so bring your mate

Steal her heart like a bandit

And then brand it

Hit up Eliantte for the anklet

Several carats, Chanel jacket

Now that's a different tax bracket

It's not that hard to get, she won't play hard to get

Follow my instructions then your set

Tricking ease the pain fellas, use your brain

Time to get the umbrellas, make it rain

Thinking girls just wanna fun, fun but really girls just wanna have funds, funds

You thinking girls just wanna fun, fun but really girls just wanna have funds, funds

Say it

Girls just wanna fun, fun but really girls just wanna have funds, funds

Huh

Girls just wanna fun, fun but really girls just wanna have funds, funds

[Chrous]

Now I done put you on game with the tricking rules

Guaranteed to have the bitches wet as swimming pools

Act like you've been here before homie keep your cool

Only got one chance so don't act a fool

Now I done put you on game with the tricking rules

Guaranteed to have the bitches wet as swimming pools

Act like you've been here before homie keep your cool

Only got one chance so don't act a fool

[Outro]

(The Commission)