[Intro]

[Verse 1: Masterath]

I’ve been working on the tube for the past 5 years

Got all the respect from my friends and peers

But there’s 3 shits out there who think I give 2 fucks

Team Masterath rules and Team Lendon sucks

You got a fatty, a scouser and a guy who’s really lazy

‘gainst the Chibi Little Man and one great lady

Oh I forgot to tell you how all this started

Well I would inform you all but Chris Dike just farted

Happened 3 months ago in Weston super mare

It was me and olly Lendon with 2 girls there

He told me he loved her, but he never shown it off

It was me and her chatting while Lendon fucked off

And then he blames me for what happens next

We started to get close with a mountain of texts

Facebook, MSN, SMS and Skype

I got to know her well yeah she was my type

He then got suspicious so I did what I could

I told him what was happening like a good friend should

He said it was OK, and was actually mature

Till the day after where he didn't want more

He lied about his feelings to get my hopes up

Now the story’s upside down so I had to get tough

He said he still loved her and he was a wreck

Well bitch it’s not my fault that you look like Shrek

[Verse 2: Masterath]

He tried to stop our love. But was getting nowhere

Doing it because life is just not fair

Well listen from your elder and from your superior

Tell your bitches to but out and not interfere

You tried to turn her against me. With all your lies

She’s not brain dead and I'm as cool as ice

Again it didn't work and you’re starting to get desperate

You tried to save our friendship but it was way too late

You tried to make things hell but again in failed

Got a new set of headphones as your plan derailed

Your silly little comments ‘gainst music from the eighties

I know who’s gonna win and it ain't your maties

Oh yeah I made the video and I’m damn proud of it

Shit it’s got dislikes, well I should delete it

Oh wait I'm not OhLendon who unlists for no reason

I don’t delete my vids cuz it’s the time of the season

And then you have Cornwell who records with a mat

And actually F.Y.I. Chris Dike a sphinx is a cat

Not a dog like you said good god you are so dumb

Next you’ll be telling me that your middle finger’s a thumb

It’s not my fault Lendon that you have no life

Spend your days in your pants playing Xbox live

Playing FIFA 12, Battlefield or GTA

Got 2 lapdogs up you ass does that make you gay?

Well you might as well be cuz you’ll never get a babe

Your sideburns suck dude looks like you need to shave

Instead of taking off your trousers to an under aged girl

You're a sick motherfucker, I'm about to hurl

We’re at the final hurdle of epicocity

You may have got me rattled but you can’t beat me

I’m the master, the victor and the one who reaks of win

While you guys are in my dust dunno where to begin