[Intro]

B-B-Big black monkey balls in 4K quality

#NiggerForLife rawr XD

I tickle autistic kids

[Verse]

Yeah, that bitch fast like a Speed Run

Yeah, we in Calabasas, she gon' shake some

Shake some, yeah, we goin’ dumb

Fuck up my lungs, gonna get some TUMS

Where The Problem At, just like Twisty P

I'm with Gunna, and we Pushin' P

Suckin’ me so good that she make me pee

Big ass word like calliope

Calliope, I never trust no Emily

She wasn't for me, yeah, she for the team

She for the city, and she make thеm cream

And she bang for the buck, no Milwaukee

Slush in my pockеt and it Wocky

I only drink milk if it's Choccy

You niggas is lame, and act cocky

Bushy ass eyebrows like Rock Lee

Got W's on me like a browser

And I snatch yo' bitch, like I'm Bowser

Back to my castle, and I'll pound her

Pound her for a couple hours

Freshman Of The Year like Mosey

I ball for Boston like Posey

In my house, I'm super cozy

Niggas act weird, and they nosy

Oblical, he got that blick blick

Spray you, leave you in a ditch

I’m in the lab like my name is Rick

X Games mode when he do a trick

On MKWii, I use Funky Kong

XL condom for my massive dong

My massive dong, it’s pretty long

Use it as a paddle for Ping Pong

Terrorize niggas like King Kong

In the country, like Donkey Kong

Racin' around like Diddy Kong

She my bae, like Dixie Kong

I slide for Von if I had a chance

Sho in the back, countin’ up the bands

After this, get a couple fans

At the club, I'ma do my dance

[Chorus]

Club Penguin, I'ma do my dance

Hit the Quan, I'ma do my dance

Nae nae and whip, I’ma do my dance

Superman dat hoe, I'ma do my dance

[Verse 2]

Do my dance, and I stack the bands

Stack the bands, that's the only plan

Then I plan to go kill your mans

Kill your mans, then fly to Japan

Scammin' these niggas like Teejayx6

Then I go ahead and scam yo' bitch

Scam yo' bitch, then I fuck yo' bitch

When I dip, she gon' slit her wrists

Quandale Dingle, she gon' tickle my Pringle

Tickle my Pringle, I'ma make her single

Make her single, give a little tingle

Little tingle, and then we can mingle

TikTok humor, she really a hoe

But aye man, I use her for the blow

Where's the blow? Where's the blow?

No blow? I'ma smack that hoe

I had to vote D.K. as president

After all, he is intelligent

His intelligence is quite evident

D.K. Rap 2 will be heaven-sent

[Outro]

Fuck my cousin, that's kinda sus

Never said thank you in the Battle Bus

Fuck my cousin, that's kinda sus

Never said thank you in the Battle Bus

Bitch

Trap-a-holics, real trap shit

I circumcised my dog because he ate my AirPod