You play the songs that I wrote

You think the thoughts I thought

It don't make you no brother!

Because you sleep in my room

Doesn't mean I don't care

When you talk to my lover!

Come on and dance with me

Cheat me and set me free

Come on and dance with me

You're such a Phat Monkey

Phat Monkey - yeah!!

I hate the jokes that you tell

I even hate your face

Don't try sitting in my chair!

You meet the girl that I love

You're such a funny man

Don't forget I am still there!

Come on and dance with me

Cheat me and set me free

Come on and dance with me

You're such a Phat Monkey

Phat Monkey - yeah!!

You are the copy that sells

You are the baddest dream

Keep your hands off my lady!

'Cause I'm the fire that burns you

Just be sure you know

I will fight for my baby!

Come on and dance with me

Cheat me and set me free

Come on and dance with me

You're such a Phat Monkey

Phat Monkey - yeah!!

Come on and dance with me

Cheat me and set me free

Come on and dance with me

You're such a Phat Monkey

Phat Monkey - yeah!!