You never had a chance to defeat me fool and you know why? Because I’m an evil genius. You see I always get what I want and I want to rule the world haha! haha!

Microscopic one-eyed monster, you know my name

Caught myopic krabs off guard, stake my claim

As an evil, criminal, mastermind

Gonna steal that formula and make it mine

I'll rid of Krabs like a S. T. D

It'll be a bigger brawl than the UFC

I'll stab krabs in the back with a rusty dagger

Snap his shell in half and watch the blood splatter

Sure he's got the claws, and the patties

But he ain't got no bitches I got Karen's fatty

But sadly he savvy and schеmes go badly

So I'm bout to hit him with my brand new plan: Plan Z

Steal thе crown from Neptune

Taking his prized possession makes me the king of deception

I'll frame Krabs to avoid a conviction

And sell his precious little patties without his permission

Every burger that they buy will have a brand new bucket hat

With brain control devices for enemy combat

As you can see, there's nobody stopping me

I'm the baddest motherfucker in the (deep blue see)

Bitch fishes get stitches for snitchin' on me

Chopped them into chum and then feed them to everybody

An unbeatable plan, I call it foil-proof

Drank a whole bottle of moonshine 140 proof

When asked to prove it, he drank them under the table

Told them other rappers move it, he dont need no record label

And copped there bitches too, they crying boo-hoo

One two, three four, let's see how many whores

Mrs. Puff Puff pasted that ass over here

I fucked her real good and said go grab me a beer

Found myself a hot goth big tiddie mommy

Fuck her so hard I think it caused a tsunami

Gotcha girl wet like we're at Goo lagoon

I took a deep dive cuz I'm drowning in poon

I'm a horny motherfucker what can I say

I blow on Karen's cartridge everyday (*Dennis coughs)

The names Dennis the Exterminator

Im the best known killer since the terminator

I'm a ruthless, cold-blooded, vicious predator

When I'm through with you, you'll be dead as a door NAIL

Skipping bail, busting outta jail

Hitman with a perfect score I never fail

Licked Victor and sunk the thug tug

Found his girl later and got some rub n tug

I'll chase them down on this sick ass bike

And I'll stomp em to death with my giant spikes!

Aaahahahaha I love this job!

I've got more kills than the fucking mob bitch!

While he's on the hunt I'll take over the town

They'll all bow before me and be my minions now

Cuz im a dictator just like Napoleon

The number one villain on Nickelodeon

All hail Plankton they'll cheer my name

I'll have all the fortune, bitches, and fame

Ya never had a chance to defeat me fool

Cuz I'm a short king, I was born to rule (uh)

They'll now know what it's like to get stepped on

The greatest supervillian to ever get slept on

By dawn you'll be gone and just a memory

Of what life was like before I conquered, the seven seas