[Intro, Spoken: John de Lancie, Jesse Nowak]

And what, pray tell, is that?

Oh, it's nothin' special, it's just my bass cannon!

[Jesse Nowak]

Bass cannon!

Bass, bass, bass cannon!

Bass cannon! Bass cannon!

Bass, bass, bass cannon!

Bass cannon! Bass cannon!

Bass, bass, bass cannon!

Bass cannon! Bass cannon!

Bass, bass, bass

[Jesse Nowak]

Bass cannon! Bass cannon!

Bass, bass, bass cannon!

Bass cannon! Bass cannon!

Bass, bass, bass

Bass cannon! Bass cannon!

Bass, bass, bass cannon!

Bass cannon! Bass cannon!

Bass, bass, bass

(Bass, bass, bass, bass)

(Bass, bass, bass, bass)

(B-bass, bass, bass, bass, bass)

(Bass, bass, bass, bass, bass cannon)

(She cleans the [?])

(Bass, bass, bass, bass)

(Bass, bass, bass, bass, bass)

(B-bass, bass, bass, bass cannon)

(B-b-bass, bass, bass, bass, bass)

(B-b-bass, bass, bass, b-ba-ca-ss bass canno-)

(Bass, bass, bass, bass cannon, cannon, cannon, cannon, cannon)

(Let the, let the bass cannon kick it)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)

(Bass, bass, bass, bass)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)

(Let the bass cannon kick it)