[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]

Teacher starve your child- P.C. Approved

As long as the right words are used

Systemised atrocity ignored

As long as bilingual signs on view

Ten-foot sign in Oxford Street

Be pure - be vigilant -behave

Grey, not neon

Grey, not real

Life bleeds, death is your birthright

[Pre-Chorus]

P.C

She speaks impotent and sterile

Naive, blind, atheist, sadist

Stiff upper lip, first principle of her silence

Of her silence!

[Chorus]

P.C.P

A P.C. Police victory

P.C.P

A P.C. pyrrhic

When I was young

P.C. meant Police Constablе

Nowadays I-

Can't seem to tell the differеnce

[Verse 2]

Liposuction for your bad mouth, boy

Cut out your tongue, effigies are

Words discoloured, bow to the bland

Heal yourself with sinners' salt

Doctors arrested for euthanasia

Kill smokers through blind vanity

If you're fat, don't get ill

Europes gravestones carved in plastic

[Pre-Chorus]

P.C. She says inoculate, hallucinate

Beware Shakespeare, bring fresh air

King cigarettes snuffed out by her midgets

By her midgets!

[Chorus]

P.C.P

A P.C. Police victory

P.C.P

A P.C. pyrrhic

When I was young

P.C. meant Police Constable

Nowadays I-

Can't seem to tell the difference!

[Instrumental Interlude / Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]

P.C

Caresses bigots and big brother

Read Leviticus, learnt censorship

Pro-life equals anti-choice

To be scared of, of feathers!

[Chorus]

P.C.P

A P.C. Police victory

P.C.P

A P.C. pyrrhic

When I was young

P.C. meant Police Constable

Nowadays I-

Can't seem to tell the difference

[Outro]

Lawyers before love

Surrogate sex

This land bows down to

Yours, unconditional

Love and hate

Pass the Prozac

Designer amnesiac

[Sample Outro]

227 Lears-

And I can't remember the first line...