[Intro, spoken: Mango Epic]

Yo, I'ma have to put fuckin' condoms on my scooter wheels so I don't get your bitch pregnant when I fuckin' bar grind, dude

Ay

Ay

Ay

[Verse 1: Mango Epic]

Kill that pussy like it's Bill and I am Beer Tricks

When I'm on my Razor scooter I can do epic tricks

Watch me fuckin' bunnyhop with my buddy Raspy Top

No, we won't ever stop, even if you call the cop

..s. Cops. Multiple cops

We make your girlfriend think you're lame

Watch us while we rollin' like Thomas the Train

Roll up on your dame, that zombie give me brains

The zombie's.. your girlfriend, by the way

[Bridge, spoken: Raspy Top]

Yo, what the fuck Jonah Hill you can't just come over to my house and take my girl and think that it's your pussy now, 'cause it's really my pussy dude, I know better than you bro

[Verse 2: Raspy Top]

Bitch it's Raspy Top and I have all kinds of sex with

All your friends you bring, over on your twin-sized mattress

I'm with your mom, eatin' ass, while we playin' bingo

After that, she take me home, and I suck her big toe

(Spoken)

A blowjob noise right here, please

(blowjob noise)

Mango Epic fucks your mom while he rides his scooter

Stay out late, hit an ollie at your local Hooters

Bitch he like it when we talk about when he hit the bar spin

Mango Epic, Raspy Top, fuckin' on your mom, bitch

[Outro: Mango Epic]

I'ma scoot on your bitch, and suck her toes

Ay, ay, ay

I'ma scoot on your bitch

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