[MARTLET]

Prepare for apprehension, human!

You've been encountered

By Martlet of the Royal Guard!

Looks like it's time to capture you, then!

I'll do it myself, this will hardly be hard!

Now time to follow Protocol One!

You attack first, so come, draw your gun!

If you space out, like I do, that's fine

Just remember try your best and have fun!

Wait, you're not attacking?

This isn't cut and dry after all!

No more time for slacking!

Royal Guards must follow protocol!

Take this homemade attack!

Guided just like my guidebook dictates!

Wait, you're not fighting back?

Must keep trying, must keep flying

Can't be seen as second rate!

Gotta put in the effort!

To be a real go-getter!

And all the dust and sweat

And tears are going to make me better!

Martlet, forever soaring!

With energy outpouring!

And I will win the crowd

Yes they'll be wowed and be adoring!

So come on, little human!

It's down to me and you and

The Royal Guard will come down hard

Once called down by this crewmen!

'Cause it's my job after all

I'm in it for the long haul

This ends in apprehension

Gotta follow protocol!

[MARTLET, spoken]

Umm... Hold on, I'm checking this one more time

That can't be right! You're not fighting back!

I don't want to hurt you! You're all cute and stuff!

[MARTLET]

I tried to follow Protocol Two!

But you won't attack, so now what do I do?

I realize this won't look impressive

But could you help me out? Get aggressive!

This is not fulfilling!

This was a disaster after all!

This human's unwilling!

This wasn't covered in protocol!

One mistake 'til goodbye

They'll find out that I failed probation

'Cause I waited, hesitated- wait!

Maybe, human, me and you

Can find a way to save my station!

We'll just put in the effort!

To prove we're real go-getters!

And we can change the way

Things work for good and for the better!

Martlet, forever soaring!

With energy outpouring!

And we will win the crowd

Yes, they'll be wowed and be adoring!

So come on, little human!

It's down to me and you and

We'll sail, never failing

I could use a friend and crewman!

This ended well, after all

We're in it for the long haul

So forget apprehension

Buddies trump the protocol!