I'm evil

Mixing potions

Cause commotions

Throw you bastards in my cauldron

Kill a fucking knight, eat spaghetti off his pauldron

I'm sinister

Kill the magic prime minister

Steal the sacred staff

Shove it up your ass

I'm evil

I'm evil

Spell components are unethical

Beholder eyeballs and minotaur testicles

Smoking moongrass outta lich's skull

Fuckin' mystical, I'm evil

YOU COME INTO MY LAIR

Preach clerical nonsense of goodness like I should care

I make homunculus goons in the black lagoon

UNDER THE BLOODMOON

EVIL BLOOD COMMUNE

I'm evil

Fucking moron

I am very dastardly

I conduct myself very bastardly

I'm evil

I'm evil

Only outercourse for me

I'm so far beyond thee

I'm evil

I'm evil

Fuck off